/soy/ - Soyjaks

jsid

snca

everything soicux make will be appropriated by transgenders

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the apppeal of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

jsid

why do commies and trannies always steal our shit

SNCA

Nusois are le trans and communists???"

>>19013918
because we are actually funny unlike them, even they get tired of their own shitty jokes

seca

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>>19013944
doctos is for pedos kek

>makes snca self-insert wojak
>it gets posted by normies
why do we not make 'jaks that mock people anymore? im fully aware that they still those too but they never got poonified

>>19014057
This is why self inserting lost, Neutralplier, wholesomejak, cobson, etc were never gems

>>19014057
>they never get poonified
transgenders took chudjak, "billions must x", fell for it again award (and awards in general)
literally NOTHING is safe

>>19014069
chudjak was originally made to mock Patrick doe and it was also adopted by chuds to self insert and THEN it was poonified

>>19014069
also, they also began to gigaquote things. nothing is safe. expect them to start using brandonjaks to make fun of "grifters" soon.

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checked

>>19013918
Commies have been in the soysphere for a long time doe

>>19014069
>chudjak
>awards
all coal anyway nothing of value was lost

>>19014101
>expect them to start using brandonjaks to make fun of "grifters" soon.
brandon doesn't have the qualities to be poonified doe and its because besides making fun of right wingers there is basically nothing you can do with him (and even if they TRIED to force it i doubt it would lift off as easy as chud or wholesomejak)

>>19014069
they also took two soyjaks pointing even though the entire point of it is mocking soyboys for getting excited over consumerism

>>19014163
irl soyboys and related archetypes failed to see that it was a mockery of them this is why slopjaks won

>>19014163
pointing soyjaks are a good use if you just want to show like excitement doe

ALTHOUGH it actually was made to mock 2 soyboys which does make it different but its not like they know

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is this count as dub-quads?

My culture is not your costume

>>19014176
I fully expect them to start making slopjaks of "incels", irony socialists have no problem being -ist and -phobic as long as it suits their dark woke goals of mocking right wingers. I think you guys keep forgetting that the soysphere has unironic leftists who read max stirner.

>>19014247
Stirner is not a leftist nigga, at least under any definition most people would use.

>>19014256
doesnt fucking matter, everyone that quotes stirner is an irony socialist.

>>19014265
gng we js making up terms now 🫩✌️

>>19014303
irony socialists: mfs who use leftysoy and leftypol, who are willing to coopt right wing memes and language but to further their own goals.
this should genuinely be a self explanatory term if you have interacted with this type of individual.

>>19014247
We can always do a terrorist attack on leftist organizations.

I am very upset today because of what the Jews have done and I'm not the only one they did it to

It's not okay what the Jews have done to innocent people

>>19014332
I know what it is, I was messing with you.

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this glows

>>19014348
it occurred to me that i made a 'toss about this exact phenomenon

>>19014402
gemmy toss that perfectly exemplifies this.