/soy/ - Soyjaks

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeal of this particular kind of transfformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>>19013807 (OP)
Did she failed NNN?

>>19013816
She didn't attempt it I heard her on day 2

Look at the absolute state of this board. You basement-dwelling loser has been spamming incest threads for an hour, hurling the same tired sister masturbation slop while trying to get more than 10 replies that you will never get. It’s genuinely pathetic how hard you’re all trying to be edgy while failing to be even remotely entertaining. Honestly, the random YouTube video I have attached to this post has infinitely better quality, humor, and production value than every single brain-rotted comment in this entire thread combined. Go touch grass, you insufferable, bottom-of-the-barrel clowns.

another soyjak 20 (neutral face) fail

I guess she may have attempted it and just failed on the second day idk

How could you tell did she make a noise

brimmy

>>19013840
I had a camera set up in her room so whenever i got a bit horny i could just pull out my phone and yknow

>>19013840
Yeah you can hear it faintly when you're outside her room

>>19013856
yo can you post footage of that it would be gemmy

>>19013866
There's tons of videos of hacked ip cams on thisvid

Quick, go sniff her headphones

>>19013856
Does she use a dildo, her fingers or something else

>>19013895
Her fingers

>>19013904
>>19013895
>>19013883
>>19013866
>>19013857
>>19013856
>>19013840
>>19013831
>>19013824
>>19013816
>>19013807 (OP)
samefag gooner kys. your mind is corrupted by incestuous thoughts

>>19013928
Your sister masturbates

>>19013943
and?

>>19013943
I DON'T HAVE A SISTER WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE THREADS

>>19013840
woah you are hecking sinister blud 💀

>>19013948
Your mother masturbates

>>19013840
Mf

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Best of 'plier baiters, best of blogspammers
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Self-insert much higher
Incest thread spam that nobody will see
What if Hitler had a BBC?

Cattywiping with stinky headphones
While injecting your sister's hormones
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Baiter, baiter, baiter, baiter, bait-bait-bait-bait
Spam

Does your sister masturbate and get stiffy?
Have you ever sniffed your mom's panties?
Neutralplier says "my uncle molested me when i was seven"
Soyjak porn like blogpost heaven

That's the life of a Neutralsissy
All just for a single reppey

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>>19013973
no she's christian and hates sex YOU DISGUSTING NIGGER

lick her pussy juice or something

>>19013999
>christian
>says nigger
it just doesn't make sense…

>>19013999
99% of christians including the anti-sex ones still masturbate