/soy/ - Soyjaks

hes gonna eat it

better idea OP
theres an entire spreadsheet of manure exchangers and these are providers
just come up with a reasonable request and then promise payment GEG
im doing this for the navibug raid
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ByqjfWLztWOL5pIFrJ8RHZwksMyn98Ksr3IZB6XoUhE/edit?gid=272321629#gid=272321629
potential success

>>19013645
He hasn't been on the internet since 2018 and I've jacked off to all his videos so many times to the point it got boring so I want new videos

Nissan altima energy ?

>>19013658
Are any in the spreadsheet available in the Atlanta metro area?

>>19013658
Why did youu even make a spreadsheet of this

I think I have a slopification fetish.

I've been lurking here for a while and I'm honestly not sure how to explain this without sounding completely insane, but whatever. I've been thinking about this for months and I want to put it into words somewhere.

I think I have a fetish for being turned into a Slopjak.

Not just looking at Slopjaks or finding them funny. I mean the actual idea of becoming one. The transformation itself is what gets me.

I don't know exactly when it started. At first I just thought the images were funny. You know the ones: completely ruined faces, layers upon layers of text, awful proportions, random symbols, grotesque expressions, and so much visual clutter that you can barely recognize the original character.

But eventually I started imagining what it would be like if that happened to me.

And I mean that quite literally.

Imagine starting out as a relatively normal Soyjak. Your face is recognizable, your features are in proportion, and there's still some semblance of dignity left. Then the slopification begins.

First, your facial features start getting exaggerated. Your eyes become uneven, your mouth stretches into some hideous expression, your chin gets distorted. Your skin becomes this awful, oversaturated color. Your original appearance is still technically there, but it's becoming harder and harder to recognize.

Then comes the clutter.

Text gets plastered everywhere. Random captions, increasingly nonsensical labels, flags, symbols, logos, arrows, reaction images. Every available patch of empty space gets filled. You stop being a character with an image and start becoming an entire visual landfill.

And somehow, that's the appealing part to me.

The idea of having my original appearance completely buried under layers of ridiculous internet garbage. Being progressively less recognizable, less coherent, less aesthetically pleasing. Having every trace of whatever normal appearance I started with swallowed by this grotesque caricature.

I especially like the idea of the transformation being gradual.

Not immediately becoming the finished product, but having stages. Looking at an earlier version of yourself and realizing how much worse you've become. Each subsequent version being more distorted, more cluttered, more absurd than the last.

There's something strangely compelling about the loss of control involved in that fantasy. You aren't just putting on a costume or drawing something ugly on yourself. You're being fundamentally redesigned into something that exists purely as an embodiment of slop.

And I don't mean that I want to be insulted or humiliated by actual people. It's more about the transformation and the end result itself. The idea of becoming this completely ridiculous, overprocessed internet creature.

I also find the contrast interesting. Starting with something relatively ordinary and gradually turning it into something so exaggerated that the original is practically unrecognizable.

I know this probably sounds bizarre, especially on a board where people make these images for the irony of it. But I'm being completely sincere.

Does anyone else understand the appeall of this particular kind of transformation, or am I genuinely alone here?

>>19013715
i just emailed all of them with the address, so the ones that respond are aware of where they need to go
so theres no confusion

>>19013731
don't do it, he's gonna eat it or something geg. and it may compromise the navibug shitnvke

>>19013745
geg true actually im a retard and didnt realize this was specifically around bend
lets look for a different source

possible shitnvke source
https://www.down2earthfarms.com/manure-management.html