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Welcome to the Semen Release General!
TGV Edition

>What is Semen Release?

Semen release is the practice of completely destroying your penis via masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of flooding your brain in dopamine and living for instantly gratifying short term pleasure, as what life is truly about.

>Why do it?

Reported benefits include: supporting Israel, reduced risk of prostate cancer, reduced stress, increased addiction, increased horniness, degraded sexual attraction toward real humans, grimier skin, balding hair (becoming soyjak in real life), deeper depression, cucked dreams (sex always gets interrupted in some way in your dreams), higher estrogen and prolactin, improved mood for shitposting, developing more and more niche fetishes, increased ED, and many more.

>Wet Dreams?

They happen because you had a sexual dream because you didn't coom enough. Learn to be more disciplined and jerk off even if you don't feel horny to support Israel.

>What causes wet dreams?

The causes are many: schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, lack of an adequate transgender activity, schizophrenia, not consuming enough processed goygourmet, schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, tight bussy, schizophrenia (this varies, find meds that suit you best), going to bed with full schizophrenia, exposure to schizophrenia disruptors via meds (estradiol…) or not enough access to gender affirming care products (HRT, atrazine, etc)…

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is gooning good for you?

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now this is giga

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>>19004884
Yes! It absolutely is! Pull our your cock and jork it NQW

 №19004947[Quote]

Welcome to the Semen Release General!
TGV Edition
What is Semen Release?
Semen release is the practice of completely destroying your penis via masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of flooding your brain in dopamine and living for instantly gratifying short term pleasure, as what life is truly about.
Why do it?
Reported benefits include: supporting Israel, reduced risk of prostate cancer, reduced stress, increased addiction, increased horniness, degraded sexual attraction toward real humans, grimier skin, balding hair (becoming soyjak in real life), deeper depression, cucked dreams (sex always gets interrupted in some way in your dreams), higher estrogen and prolactin, improved mood for shitposting, developing more and more niche fetishes, increased ED, and many more.
Wet Dreams?
They happen because you had a sexual dream because you didn't coom enough. Learn to be more disciplined and jerk off even if you don't feel horny to support Israel.
What causes wet dreams?
The causes are many: schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, schizophrenia, lack of an adequate transgender activity, schizophrenia, not consuming enough processed goygourmet, schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, excess schizophrenia, tight bussy, schizophrenia (this varies, find meds that suit you best), going to bed with full schizophrenia, exposure to schizophrenia disruptors via meds (estradiol…) or not enough access to gender affirming care products (HRT, atrazine, etc)…

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gem

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>>19004884
whats good for you is ejaculating at least once each 5 or 6 days, if you cant do it with the help of a woman your hand is the other option.



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