/soy/ - Soyjaks

>The first is a red herring, a figurehead who will take the blame of Admin 6 despite not being it.
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>The second is an enlightenment of the soyteens of their homesite's dire state.
<JSID 'tosses
>The third is infighting among people who were once brothers.
<'ru versus 'party
>The fourth is the breaking of Soot's final wish.
<Jakking is a dead art
>The fifth is a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.
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>The sixth takes the form of a video.
<Possibly poopson
>The thremboth sign is the reinstating of an old order, and it is then you will know he has arrived.
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All these are in perfect order as well…

>>18983776
It is strange how accurate these are

>>18983827
to be fair…

theater kid cornball shit

Imagine being this desperate for lore in a dying imageboard that you start roleplaying as some kind of schizo prophet to distract yourself from the fact that you haven't had an original thought in years. The entire thread is a pathetic circlejerk of terminally online losers trying to inject meaning into a hobby that peaked in 2021 and has been rotting in a ditch ever since. Honestly, every single second I spent reading this incoherent, cringe-inducing fanfiction was a waste of my life, and that YouTube video attached is infinitely better quality and more entertaining than every single post you sub-human retards have ever vomited onto this server combined. Log off, go outside, and find a personality that doesn't revolve around chasing ghosts in a website's metadata.

bumo