/soy/ - Soyjaks

one of my friends says "dude" often like how some people say bro every other sentace but the way he pronounces is like "daude" its very poonerish sounding and niggerish at the same time. when the sound hits your eardrums and is processed by your brain it produces a flood of cortisol and cringe thats worse than 'G its every important that he says dude since the people at his work say and its very cool to say it. idk what this has to do with soyjaks but if i go upstairs to get something and he talks to and says dude the sound will linger in my head i will start drinking