/soy/ - Soyjaks

Marlon's early life as an Anunnaki being, as determined by some ancient hieroglyphs that I've been researching, was actually a really sad life, you know. He was persecuted and just shunned out, almost outcasted by society. Anunnaki beings are known to be 50 meters tall with an insane skill set and power set that Marlon was just not born with, and eventually the scientists on planet Nibiru just decided why not ship him off to humans where he may be a little more useful.