Another day, another thread of bottom-of-the-barrel, low-IQ drivel from the resident soyteens. This post is so aggressively unoriginal and stale that it’s physically painful to read. Your pathetic attempt at "le epic truth bomb" is just more noise in a board rotting from lack of creativity. Honestly, the random YouTube video I have linked below possesses infinitely higher production value, wit, and entertainment density than every single post you losers have ever collectively vomited onto this server. Do everyone a favor and log off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ