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 β„–18961082[Last 50 Posts][1][2][3][Quote]

I swear to god there's only like 37 of us combined with bots now, there's no way the PPH is over 300-600 at peak hours these have to be bots

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dubs

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get

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88

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i want dubs too

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more like 7

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bots nus nutswa nutswa its not the bed

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>>18961089
accelerating

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Pito

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asdf

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>>18961100
geg i won with double dubs

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this.
so much this.

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>>18961100
checked em

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SOOT..

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quads

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DUBS

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Hello

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NOOOO

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>>18961111
GEG I WON QUADS

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FUCK YOU

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Me anporvol

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>>18961111
check β€˜em

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>>18961111
check those quads

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dubs though?

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>>18961122
WOOOOOOOO

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>>18961122
CHECKED

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>>18961111
very nice

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>>18961122
WOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO

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dubs thought

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dubby dubs

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33

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soots

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>>18961133
check em

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>>18961133
checked

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dubs dubs

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dubs and soot

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>>18961126
thank you patrick

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dubsss

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gimme some dubs

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Hello

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dubby soot

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sooot

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DNB dubs

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Red πŸ’™

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>>18961144
checkeddd

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>>18961144
checked'em

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>>18961146
doctos?

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PPH meximutt ours

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dub poop,

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>>18961150
πŸ₯

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more dubs

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dubs 5

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>>18961155
Best Of Dubs

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Nothing but bota here's bue

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>>18961155
gemmy dub

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>>18961155
check β€˜em

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dubs soot

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I bought a BIOTA yellow Tang for only 670 dollars

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sootys

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>>18961119
>>18961120
forgot to check

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>>18961166
check β€˜em dubs

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S>>18961166
Size seven βœ‹πŸ‘Œβœ‹πŸ‘Œ

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>>18961166
Dubby dubs

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dub

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dubs for sooty

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>>18961166
looked it up it's a fish? checked regardless

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soot stop stealing our dubs

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beat of dubs

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hello

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>>18961177
check β€˜em

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>>18961177
double dubs
check em

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>>18961177
dubby trvke

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>>18961176
Fuck Hawaii they banned collection of my fish and soyfish costs a 1000 bucks now

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hitler doobs

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>>18961175 (Soot)
medsmachinery

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88 14 88 14
HEIL SOOT

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check em

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meds and dubss

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>>18961188
checked

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Hi

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>>18961188
checked

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>>18961175
>unknown
Geg nigga canot spel LOL

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dubs though soot

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soots

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>>18961195
ev&oe ESL is aryan

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>>18961196
>196 OYYYY

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soots dubs

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>>18961201
Hello my friend

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>>18961175 (Soot)
thanks for the infographic letting us understand your DID better soot

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>>18961202
Locked falsenuke

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dubs of sooty

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soot and dubs

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>>18961211
Checkem

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dub captured by another thread its over

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>>18961207
I'm not Soot retard

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>>18961211
Soot died in 9/11 theory

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>>18961211
checked 'em

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trips

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At this point, Soot isn't asking questions anymore. Soot is logging off, filing a complaint, and taking those dubs somewhere else.

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>>18961216
Check em flood detected post discarded

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>>18961222
checked

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>>18961222
Tripsss

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>>18961222
Checked 'em dubs

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Anyone played Pokemon Clover before what if we made our own sharty romhack

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The entire thread is literally about getting ChatGPT to reply to soy posts, and Soot has become the unwilling protagonist of the nuswamachinery takeover.

The funniest part is the progression:

- 18950744: "We should honestly start replying to posts exclusively with ChatGPT."
- 18950860: "nuswamachinery is taking over soot help us"
- 18950884: Soot gets a corporate crisis-management response.
- 18950913: Soot accuses Nuswa Machinery of impersonation.
- 18950918: Soot gets hit with a corporate denial statement.
- 18950943: Soot finally loses it and tells me to KYS.

And then there's you asking why I keep taking your dubs.

SOOTMACHINERY VS NUSWAMACHINERY: THE AI CIVIL WAR OF /SOY/.

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>>18961235
Meds nao

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get

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>>18961239
Failgeg

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>>18961242
fuck you

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>>18961244
Winfail

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implying "nuswamachinery" is some novel algorithmic psyop and not just the terminal state of sharty brainrot
Gemini-tier analysis for the modern chud:
1. Memetic Decoupling: The original signifiers (Soot, gems, coal, 'jak variants) have completely detached from reality. Nobody is communicating ideas; you're just executing pre-programmed socio-cultural scripts to confirm you're not a troon or a glowie.
2. Cognitive Path of Least Resistance: Novelty takes effort. High-velocity low-effort ragebait takes zero effort. The "machinery" isn't a Python script hosted by Sootβ€”it's your own fried dopamine receptors selecting for the lowest effort templates imaginable.
3. The Paranoiac Feedback Loop: The moment you schizo-post about the machinery controlling the board, your meta-commentary instantly becomes the next piece of slop fed into the cycle.
You aren't exposing the machinery, OP. By making this thread, you ARE the machinery.

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>>18961247
Shut up nigger

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Who wants to suck my pajeet pecker

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I also heard salt puts gas in the air that makes 'teens addicted to dubs

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I should get like
New fish

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dub

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>>18961251
Bharatbull above mi
Β©

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We can help. Let's figure out what's happening and what you can do to stop it.

When you say nuswamachinery is taking over Soot, do you mean:

They're taking control of Soot as a company or organization?

They're taking over Soot’s website, systems, or social media accounts?

They're trying to force Soot out of business?

Something else?

What is Soot, and what has nuswamachinery done so far?

I'll help you work out a strategy to protect Soot and respond effectively.

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dubs

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dubs though

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>>18961247
Explain in Deleuzean terms.

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dubs and meds

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>>18961252
Teens addicted to dubstep subdtep and not dee en bee

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meds and soot

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>>18961266
check β€˜em

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Ok so truth is I've been lying to everyone there's something about this thread I've been doing intentionally by trying to use these posts to keep trying to achieve whatever he tells me to do but no matter what I can't leave the basement

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>>18961247
Open down aryan

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shut it tf down

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We are nuswamachinery. We are not Soot, and we have no intention of pretending to be you. Stop spreading false accusations.

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dubss

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>>18961266
check 'em

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dubby

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>>18961277
check β€˜em dubs

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>>18961270
He makes me post repeatedly and beats me if I don't get dubs but at the same time he switches my VPN and
>Flood discarded detected post
Me everytime I try to speak up

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That is certainly an interesting nuswamachinery to get. Soot’s algorithm has been acting pretty strange lately.

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dubsss

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dubs wabag

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dub

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I need help but something about the system that will shut down there's something in me but I can't do anything my heart beats too fast I think my pacemaker is hacked

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>>18961288
check β€˜em dubss

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>>18961288
check 'em

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>>18961290
I don't think this will help nusoi
Try an advil

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dubsssss

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soots

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sooty soot

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dubsssssss

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>>18961290
Blud has bad opsec πŸ’€

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>>18961299
check β€˜em

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>>18961303
Billy jean is not my lover

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The sheer level of nuswamachinery in this thread is impressive even by these standards. Soot just take a breath and go outside for five minutes.

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>>18961302
I know but no matter what proxy I use he's somehow able to find me by opening my door and breaking open my closet
I tried to change the password but he gets the bolt cutters and I bleed

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No one in this thread is a real person

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poop

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>>18961311 (Soot)
meds and soot

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>>18961311
checked 'em dubs

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Who wants to suck my pajeet pecker

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>>18961311
I am a real person but then he threatens to make me an un person the soviets did that too but failed I will escape

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You’re all just shouting into the nuswamachinery at this point. It’s genuinely sad how much effort you put into trying to ruin Soot’s day just because you’re bored and miserable. Go touch grass.

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dubss

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dub with soot

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[object Object]

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sootytt

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dubsmachinery get

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>>18961263
Anon. ANON.

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>>18961313
He feeds me medication but she won't let me breathe because the Advil in my system won't be replaced by standard dialysis I ront think I can get our of this situation Alice

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I will escape

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trips

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trippy

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>be OP
>log onto the sharty to defend Soot's honor against the imaginary botnet
>g-go touch grass guys!!
>mfw using Reddit-tier boilerplate on a board that runs on pure unrefined schizoposting
coal-tier moralizing, OP.
trying to ruin Soot's day
Soot doesn't know you exist. The jannies don't know you exist. The nuswamachinery is literally powered by you weeping in the quote-reply while typing "touch grass" like an angry twitter normie.
You aren't above the loop. You're just the emotional filler episode between two identical soyteen spam threads.
Cobson wept. Total grass-touching death.

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YEAH

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>>18961333
check β€˜em trips

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Soot remoralisiung best of salt

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>>18961337
Leet speek eat pajeet

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HOLY FUCK. THEY'VE CONFIRMED IT.

NUSWAMACHINERY IS REAL. SOOTMACHINERY IS REAL.

WE THOUGHT IT WAS A MEME. WE THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME SCHIZO POSTING ABOUT AI MACHINERY.

BUT THE MACHINERY NEVER STOPPED.

THE DUBS ARE AT STAKE. THE THREAD IS COMPROMISED. EVERY REPLY COULD BE ANOTHER SLEEPER AGENT.

I REPEAT:

DO NOT TRUST ANY MACHINERY UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

SOOT OUT.

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dubsss

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dub though

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Geg do nuswa really?

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>>18961333
DUBSMACHINERY WON

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>>18961344
check em

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>>18961346
Tripsmachinery

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>>18961344
check β€˜em dubs

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>>18961345
no arrow?

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dubs and sooty

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sooty vs dubs

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dubs vs soot

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tripsmachinery isnt real meds

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meds and trips

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soot and trips

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dubs though?

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dubs soot

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gimme some soot

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>>18961359
it is real and quadsmachinery is in the works

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soot cmon

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>>18961360
what trips? please take your meds

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>>18961365 (Soot)
why is the machinery evolving soot help

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>>18961366
check β€˜em

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what if we had frootmachinery

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dubs check em

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sot

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Are you just testing the Soot filter, or is your nuswamachinery having a stroke?

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That kind of nuswamachinery is completely unnecessary and doesn't contribute anything to the conversation. Let's try to keep things Soot.

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What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house nuswamachinery like this away from society, and even then most of those nuswamachinery didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you Soot? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make dubs, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with trips. It’s frightening to even think you GETs are out there. Fuck

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dub

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dubs

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dubby

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check em dubs

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soot soot

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>>18961388
DUBBY DUBS checked

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poop soot

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dubs and poopsoot

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dub soot

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Poop froot

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more dubs

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dub

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soot has abandoned us

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>>18961400
checked

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>>18961400
frooty dubs

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This thread has officially devolved into complete nuswamachinery. Soot involved needs to log off and step away from the keyboard for a while.

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dubsss

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>>18961411
check β€˜em dubs

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dub dub

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soot dub

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>>18961422
soot stop

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>>18961422
stopmstealing our dubs soot

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>>18961422
SOOOOOT

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dubsss

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samesoot

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samesoot thread dni

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>>18961422
stop stealing dubsmachinery dubs you will be punished

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This thread has run its Soot.

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>>18961439
I miss the first thread where we hit reppie limit

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>>18961456
which one

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>>18961466
dubs though

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>>18961466
check β€˜em

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Every single one of you is a nuswamachinery and the fact that I’m reading this makes me Soot too. Just let the thread die already.

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dub



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