/soy/ - Soyjaks

Salt the type of guy to drink water and say "ahhhhhhhh…"
Salt the type of guy to post 'o on /soy/ and say "what… your scared of a little blood?"
Salt the type of guy to eat a small child play kick the buddy and have the blood effects turned on
Salt the type of guy to pretend the ketchup is blood for his dino chicken nuggets
Salt is the type of xexir to punch someone and say "oooooh, thats gonna leave a mark"
Sooty Salt the type of diddy blud to post terrible mouse edits on tiktak
Salt ESL have typing?
Salt the type of guy who mistakes pink for orange
Salt the type of bonkers to order an entire bucket of red paint and keep it under his bed for "special occasions"
Salt the type of skibidi toilet to take photos of his broken leg instead of trying to get it patched up at a hospital
Salt the type of fella to get ownership of an imageboard just to turn it into a dating website so he can get laid by a user
Salt the type of jew to order xir steak rare and lick the juices off the plate
Salt the type of condiment to play minecraft with a gun mod [even doe we all wanted to as cacas]
Salt the type of beast to stare at his poop while flushing it and pretend xe is drowning someone
Salt the typa gobbledygook to genuinely want video games to make you violent
Salt the type of man to drive and die
Salt the type of chunk to have 1488 charges of assault and battery
Satty the type of guy to dress up as a vampire for halloween so he can drink kool-aid and larp that its blood
Soolty the type of guy to have is favorite color be maroon or sum shiiiiii
Salt the type of israeli to say "call an ambulance but not for me"
Salb the type of nigga to be that one jew who picks his scabs in elementary
Salt the type of monster to kick babies
Salt the type of have sex with his girl during xir period
Sult the type of hunky to order extra tomato sauce on his pizza
Salt the type of man to say "tonight's the night" while staring at his next victim
SALTOOOOOOS the type of guy to jump up, have is hair stand up, and pass out when seeing a cut on his toe after spamming 'g on /soy/
Salt the type of gentleman to take a bubble blood bath to calm down
Salt the type of dingus to get angry at a low score on an online psychopathy test
Soot Salt the type of weirdo to say "please record it, just this time!" when a murder corners him in an alley
Salt the type of condiment to see the burger he eats as human meat
Salt the typa guy to has his manifesto start with "you guys freakin' pissed me off for the last freaking time!"