/soy/ - Soyjaks

Launch a boomer with a trebuchet. Send a boomer exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a boomer as a crash test dummy. Tie boomers onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a boomer. Trample boomers. Bury boomers alive. Play bowling with boomers heads as pins. Grate boomers with a cheese grater. Get boomers stuck in an elevator. Spray a boomers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a boomer directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a boomers parachute. Sabotage a boomers bungee. Trap a boomer under ice. Force a boomer to work and support a family of 5. Force boomers into gladiatorial combat. Send boomers back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a boomers room. Put boomers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a boomers organs. Waterboard boomers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay boomers. Tie boomers to train tracks. Put laxatives in their kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on boomers. Gibbet boomers. Tie a lightning rod to a boomers head during a storm. Lure boomers into suicide pods. Bury boomers neck deep and surround them with scorpions. Clear a mine field by sending boomers to it. Stir boomers into cement. Squeeze boomers through a chain link fence. Hack boomers socials and make them say they have irrefutable evidence that would lead to Hillary's arrest. Perform adorcism on a boomer. Microwave a boomers head. Suck a boomer into pool drainage ass first. Pour nitroglycerin inside a boomers basketball. Inject ebola in its food. Put a chubby boomer in a tribe of cannibals. Pressure wash boomers black skin. Play games with boomers jigsaw style. Trim a boomers nose hairs with a lawn mower. Strap a boomer to a wind turbine blade. Flatten a boomer in an industrial rolling machine. Turn a boomers bones into furniture. Make minced meat out of a boomer and serve nigga patties to other boomers. Feed a boomer viagra and put an activated sawblade in front of its dick. Disguise a thermally activated lightsaber as a boomers dildo. Stone boomers. Tranquilize boomers and put them in lion pits. Make a subhuman centipede from boomers. Throw a boomer down a well. Prescribe incorrect medication to boomers. Pimp-slap boomers into airplane turbines. Displace boomers in a predicted meteoroid contact area. Gift a boomer a lethal dose of fentanyl. Put dog collars on boomers at maximum voltage. Give boomers sentient brain parasites. Give boomers over to aliens in area 51 to be probed. Leave boomers out for vultures. Drive a boomer into a tornado with a remote controlled vehicle. Do freaky voodoo on a boomer. Strap boomers on a roller-coaster and use them as target practice. Strap boomers to a judas cradle.