/soy/ - Soyjaks

NEVA TOO LATE FI SHUT DOWN DAT TAB, YUH ZIMI? DIS MESSAGE A COME STRAIGHT FROM DI SOYSPHERE ADDICTION AWARENESS INSTITUTE.

Di Story a Soyjak.party

Wah gwaan, mi did a write dis draft cause f*ck it, mi ago tell all dem soy-yute deh fi get a life when di time right. Mi feel like dis message a get urgent, yuh zimme?

Imageboard suppose fi run pon anonymity, yuh nuh. Who yuh be nuh matter, a di content a di real ting. Di thread funny? Bump it. Di thread pure dutty trash? Supersage dat.

A likkle bit a personality nuh hurt, yuh know, like di man dem weh put in real work or di village idiot dem weh bring a laugh. But when too much a dat gwaan, it cause pure drama. Dem man deh start link up behind closed door fi force trend, plan attack, or worse—post up illegal ting like child abuse and animal cruelty. Dem people deh nuh deserve fi breathe di same air as we, straight.

Soyjak website nuh different. Dem a di prime example, just check di Happenings page pon di Soyjak Wiki and yuh see it. Even before Sharty /qa/ did have dem secret Discord group chat a force unfunny mess. Soot did too naive fi see it.

Under di last days a di Kuz Era, di place did so full a child porn and baby monkey torture video, it did make yuh waan tek a sledgehammer smash up yuh computer.

Doll did manage fi stop di worst a di illegal stuff, but him ban doxxing and dat cause pure war, plus di site did a get "normiefied" by all di people dem a flood in from offsite in 2023. Nuh all a dem did bad, but it did scare off di real old-school heads.

Froot Era did even worse. Pure "nuvariant" post up just fi post, and di place start feel like it overrun by 12-year-old pickney or man-child weh neva grow up—look how one underage user (i664k) get expose late 2023. Most people did forget say soyjak did fi be bout satire, but thank God likkle bit a madness still deh deh. Most thread did just bout people a consume media weh di site woulda mock back in 2022. Dat a when di "namefags" dem start get real annoying, a pree fame and a act up. Anadda big problem a di garbage dem a force, like ting fi pickney or edgy teenager, and di admin dem a treat /soy/ like a central dump, leff di odda board dem fi rot, except /qa/ weh did bad even by /soy/ standard.

Mi haffi mention SoyBooru too. It neva did strictly anonymous, but it did fi be a archive fi Sharty image and video. Den di namefags dem start get too much hype. At first it did nice, but den it start ruin di site cause di satire stop, and pure meta-namefag slop tek over. It open door fi 12-year-old Indonesian yute dem weh nuh know nutten, come deh nuh fi be funny, but just fi get a dopamine hit a fling dutty talk at each odda. Like a whole school a pickney or illegal immigrant. Di culture get inbred and mean absolutely nutten.

Quote Era did truly bleak and dutty. Soyjak nuh did funny no more, dem turn into "soysonas"—self-insert character weh nuh different from OC weh 14-year-old a draw. Di SoyBooru get violate by Quote, so now it have a whole forum weh namefag can go talk bout tings nobody nuh care bout. It basically a social media site now, full a immigrant and boring as hell. Manager and janitor even start have name and personality, turn man weh nuh contribute nutten to di world into some big celebrity. By di end a Quote Era, di site barely did have ten post an hour.

Salt Era did look like a likkle hope when him start cut out di Quote influence and declare war pon namefag. But suspicion start rise when him unban gore and even start glorify school shooter and nihilist criminal imagery (like 764 symbol). Mi did a Saltist once. At first, mi did tink di gore did just fi keep out di offsite people, and di site did 18+ anyway. Gore a part a reality, so di Sharty couldn't just be some escapism. Most Salt Era 'log did pretty bad, but hey, some day yuh find a real gem. But den di jannie dem start approve porn. Den more and more brimstone. A dating board. By den, mi realize say post up or even watch gore a pure weirdo behavior. Di fact say Salt unban "failtroll" imagery did obviously a Trojan horse fi invite pedo and waste-a-space onto di site. Di 'log now a pure porn, gore, unfunny bait, and "ironic" pedophilia.

Even Gigachad get ruin. Him did start as a real symbol a strength, den turn into absurdist gigaquote weh Gigachad do someting so stupid it loop back to being funny, den Salt unban "OGD" and now we have people(?) gigaquoting child rape and all dat, CAUSE IT LE IRONIC.

Final word: Log off and get a life, man. Dis website a waste yuh time and a make yuh depressed and lazy. Yuh ago feel like sh*t a use it. Even if yuh a likkle bit "autistic" or weird, try socialize inna real life, it way better dan talk to di people dem yah. Yuh can find greener pasture like decent splinter site, but mi tell yuh, just turn off di computer.