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I want to buy a pokemon pocket pussy. But I still live with my parnets and don't want them to find the package and have to explain what that is. How can I do dis? Also if I use my own bank account they won't see correct?

 β„–18958264[Quote]

niggerrregr

 β„–18958297[Quote]

I also haven't learned to pay my own taxes yet (which IS normal for a 19 yo), my mother does that. Will she see a $400 purchase?

 β„–18958302[Quote]

let me guess, vaporeon :/

 β„–18958308[Quote]

>$400 pokemon sex toy
I would suggest killing yourself

 β„–18958331[Quote]

>>18958302
I haven't decided yet. There was also a judy hopps one
>>18958308
Its my money nigger. A few months from now I'll be slaying rubber pussy while you're still fucking your fist

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>>18958331
Just bleed out already you useless nigger

 β„–18958351[Quote]

>>18958331
Why not just have sex

 β„–18958353[Quote]

>>18958351
I don't know how to talk to women. I didn't ask for dating advice I asked if my mom will see my purchase when filing my taxxeroos

 β„–18958363[Quote]

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Self-insert much higher
Incest thread spam that nobody will see
What if Hitler had a BBC?

Cattywiping with stinky headphones
While injecting your sister's hormones
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Baiter, baiter, baiter, baiter, bait-bait-bait-bait
Spam

Does your sister masturbate and get stiffy?
Have you ever sniffed your mom's panties?
Neutralpliers says "my uncle molested me when i was seven"
Soyjak porn like blogpost heaven

That's the life of a Neutralsissy
All just for a single reppey

Best of Neutralplier
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 β„–18958376[Quote]

>>18958297
>pocket pussy
>400 dollars
Don’t those usually cost like $10? What could the pokemon brand add to the design that warrants a 4000% price increase?

 β„–18958381[Quote]

It's definitely possible for your mother to see something you purchased through your own account if it's set up that way.
kys tho

 β„–18958387[Quote]

>>18958376
Did the math wrong award. But it's not just the poosy it has ass cheeks too.

 β„–18958395[Quote]

>>18958381
How can I buy one without her seeing

 β„–18958415[Quote]

>>18958395
Will it say where I bought from

 β„–18958419[Quote]

>>18958387
>Did the math wrong
Baited me

 β„–18958428[Quote]

>>18958363
why is this actually good

 β„–18958438[Quote]

I bought a Pokemon pocket pussy about 7 months ago, let me tell you that it is NOT worth it. Especially if you live with your parents, how will you wash it or use it without them knowing

 β„–18958465[Quote]

>>18958438
Pics or it didn't happen
I live upstairs and have my own bathroom and a place to hide. My only problems are
>Where can I have it delivered to? The post office and just pick it up?
>Will she see when she files my taxes

 β„–18958528[Quote]

I don't understand why you need this at all. It's very low and disgusting to spend money on such a thing. Just do this thing by yourself.

 β„–18958550[Quote]

Nigger just help me resolve this



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