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Do you think, during mpa, femjanny is just sitting there gooning her sopping wet clit while screaming and that's why it takes so long?

 â„–18957978[Quote]

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 â„–18957984[Quote]

probably yeah cause someone must've posted 'p

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Maybe sometimes

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I hope she does the thought makes me hard

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femjanny probably has one of those clits that look like a micropenis

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>>18957984
It was an audio, supposedly of dd, but after searching it, it was an audio of the ‘stein files

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Yeah but it’s not during mpa, it’s the whole time gorejeet is spamming

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maybe

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>>18958056
Femjanny give sexer now

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I should draw this

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>>18958096
Dodis

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im sure there was some porn artist on the shemmy that could draw this scenario

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no shes being fucked by many (apparently she had sex with a 30 year old when she was 16 consensually) stupid whore

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>>18958137
Snopes also doctos

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>Do you think, during mpa, femjanny is just sitting there gooning her sopping wet clit while screaming and that's why it takes so long?

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>>18957978

Fuck this stupid gif it isnt funny and will never be sharty culture

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>>18958096
If you do make a straw page for it,

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>>18958145
I was extremely involved in the january raid and that one gnome tok splinter said it so it must be true

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>>18958096
>

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Now picture this.
>You poured your heart and soul into making a gem worthy of saving the sharty. A IAS slowburn 'toss capable of making even the most groomed xitter tranny to sit down and comprehend.
>And now it is time to post it.
>You sit there imagining how many gegs and reppies you'll get.
>You sit there picturing what the niggas in the 'ru will say when you eventually post it there too.
>And you wait…
>And wait…
>…
>?
>"It's been ten minutes..? What in god's could be taking so long?" You think to yourself…
>Yes, its a good 'toss but you dont need ten minutes to admire it…
>You decide to 'ox the janny that's awake at this hour of the day and go see what the hell are xey even doing
>You start pounding on xeir door
>Your hands naturally hurt, this is the first time you go outside after dedicating the best 3 years of your life to study the art of soyjaks to make the perfect 'toss
<"What??!"
>You hear from the other side of the door
>"IM FROM THE SHARTY" You say
<"GO AWAY YOU OBSESSED NUSOI"
>Suddenly a primal anger explodes inside you
>"OPEN UP FUGGEN OBSESSED ESL PEDO NIGGER KIKE TRANNY LESBO FAGGY MEXIBRAPILALALAALALALAA PEDO COMMIE TROON BRANOON JERDEE CUCK!!!" You shout as you destroy the door with a single kick
>And suddenly through the door you seem to find…
>An obessed amerimutt woman in her 30s furiously masturbating with two dildos
<"WHAT DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING SPERG"
>You sit there in shock as you observe that this visibly autistic middleaged woman has not infact stopped masturbating due to your untimely visit.
>"Umm I just wanted you to um…"
>You attempt to take your eyes away from her furious attempt at self-pleasure until you see her computer.
>She has 5 different tabs of Child Porn threads that remain to be banned open
>You sigh
>"Look can you just aprove my post" You say
<"!?"
>She tenses up and slowly turns around
<"How old are you?"
>"Um I turned 18 last week so I am allowed to post on the site" you reply
<"That is not allowed you know? Using the site since you're an actual caca and waiting to turn 18."
>"You can ban me just aprove my post and i'll b-"
<"Now let's not be so hasty."
<"Im sure we could work something out"
>She says as she begins to stand up
>Her dildoes fall out of her loose vagina and rectum as she stands up straight and begins walking to you

What would you 'eens do in that situation?

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>>18957978
Made me lol IRL

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>Now picture this.
>>You poured your heart and soul into making a gem worthy of saving the sharty. A IAS slowburn 'toss capable of making even the most groomed xitter tranny to sit down and comprehend.
>>And now it is time to post it.
>>You sit there imagining how many gegs and reppies you'll get.
>>You sit there picturing what the niggas in the 'ru will say when you eventually post it there too.
>>And you wait…
>>And wait…
>>…
>>?
>>"It's been ten minutes..? What in god's could be taking so long?" You think to yourself…
>>Yes, its a good 'toss but you dont need ten minutes to admire it…
>>You decide to 'ox the janny that's awake at this hour of the day and go see what the hell are xey even doing
>>You start pounding on xeir door
>>Your hands naturally hurt, this is the first time you go outside after dedicating the best 3 years of your life to study the art of soyjaks to make the perfect 'toss
><"What??!"
>>You hear from the other side of the door
>>"IM FROM THE SHARTY" You say
><"GO AWAY YOU OBSESSED NUSOI"
>>Suddenly a primal anger explodes inside you
>>"OPEN UP FUGGEN OBSESSED ESL PEDO NIGGER KIKE TRANNY LESBO FAGGY MEXIBRAPILALALAALALALAA PEDO COMMIE TROON BRANOON JERDEE CUCK!!!" You shout as you destroy the door with a single kick
>>And suddenly through the door you seem to find…
>>An obessed amerimutt woman in her 30s furiously masturbating with two dildos
><"WHAT DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING SPERG"
>>You sit there in shock as you observe that this visibly autistic middleaged woman has not infact stopped masturbating due to your untimely visit.
>>"Umm I just wanted you to um…"
>>You attempt to take your eyes away from her furious attempt at self-pleasure until you see her computer.
>>She has 5 different tabs of Child Porn threads that remain to be banned open
>>You sigh
>>"Look can you just aprove my post" You say
><"!?"
>>She tenses up and slowly turns around
><"How old are you?"
>>"Um I turned 18 last week so I am allowed to post on the site" you reply
><"That is not allowed you know? Using the site since you're an actual caca and waiting to turn 18."
>>"You can ban me just aprove my post and i'll b-"
><"Now let's not be so hasty."
><"Im sure we could work something out"
>>She says as she begins to stand up
>>Her dildoes fall out of her loose vagina and rectum as she stands up straight and begins walking to you
>
>What would you 'eens do in that situation?

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>>18958280
Nusoi this better be a gigaquote

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>>18958234
Negro bumping


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