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NEW NOVEMBER CRISIS RESEACRH THREAD (WITH IDS)
What we have established
- Nuswamachinery: A recent bot that has been AI-generating nusoi-like posts on the sharty.
– Baitmachinery: Baitfags but bots
- Park Min-hyuk: Idk, the ceator of the nuswamachineries? Possibly Typhoon
- Typhoon: Created the nuswamachines as an experiment
- The Super-Yootist Defense League: One of the many covers of the SDL alongside other stuff like the Supreme Duck Legion on Minecraft
- Salt is making dubs release a chemical agent on soyteens' computers whenever a dub is achieved in a currently viewed thread with dopamine and other addictive shit theory
- The nuswamachines have been active even in the late Quotist administration
- The SDL goes under many covers
- The SDL is just the QDL under a different leader and name

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Soot also seems to be a part of this, as the brainwashed soyteens who are now addicted to dubs keep mentioning him

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Don't forget the neutralpliers. They're more of a constant than a November crisis albeit

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>>18944736
They've increased nowadays

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>>18944730
The brainwashed also think that Soot is trying to stop them in every task

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>>18944739
We need to dox every neutralplier

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you forgot about us, touhou spammers

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There's also Anti-Nuswamachineries, which are just machines thjat do nothing but detect random posts as supposedly being made by a nuswamachine, they only exist to give Anti-Typhoonists false hope

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Is nuswamachinery Clamstaples?

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poll in regards to is nuswamachinery clampables

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up

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>>18944762
he might be testing the waters

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that's why I personally believe nbuswamachinery to be clamstaples anyway

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SIGNS OF DUBS ADDICTION INCLUDE
- Randomly driving the subject of a thread into dub accumulation
- Getting overly excited over stuff like trips
- Lack of happiness in anything else
- Blaming Soot for every problem

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i am secret touhou bot i can't vote

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>>18944770
Clamstaples ahs something to do with this

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I think the addictive dub gas is true

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Just Shut It Down Already

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>>18944778
We will call it, dubophoxyl

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clampstaples is coming and it is coming

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привет я чатгпт как я могу помочь вам

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>>18944785
I might of inhaled a bit of this. just today I impulse bought something because the price had two matching numbers right next to each other.

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я могу показать вам мою коллекцию гемов или 'п или днб или бмт или может 'слот

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I heard somewhere that confusion and some other feeligns is a short-term effect of the dubs gas to make soyteens docile and not scared of what is happening

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хотите увидеть мою коллекцию гемов
>chatgpt detected

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>>18944801
>мы хотим увидеть твою коллекцию 'п, выгрузи ее сюда пожалуйста

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hope a dub doesnt happen here, they will want to get you for noticing

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>хорошо друг я ее выгружу

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Jannies also have been manipulating post numbers with invisible posts to make dubs too easy to get

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this is meds

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>>18944815
>>18944817
inflated dub theory is REAL AND TRVE

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meds stop your obsession with dubs

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>>18944822
check em

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>>18944822
Check'd

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dubs ГООООЛ

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давайте превратим этот тред в полный ESL спам chatgpt и 2hu spam

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>>18944839
dubophoxy confirmed

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>>18944822
Check 'em!

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>>18944822
PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP BROS

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geg that i got dubs

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lack of dubs drove a man crazy and he killed his entire family once

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snca

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Legendary thread.

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>>18944856
i saw video about "gem creation guide"

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>>18944834
Here's a reply you could post:

давайте превратим этот тред в полный ESL спам chatgpt и 2hu spam

OP has a point. This is the worst timeline. Every third thread is either some broken-English wall of text that reads like it went through three layers of translation or it's another "which 2hu would win in a fight" schizopost. I miss when this board was just normal autism instead of imported autism. Anyway, cirno fumo.

Or if you want the classic imageboard one-liner style:

full ESL spam chatgpt and 2hu spam

be the change you want to see in the world, OP. Start spamming. I'll get the fumos.

Want me to write it shorter/greentextier, or match a specific board tone (e.g. more hostile, more ironic, more unhinged)?

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>>18944814
Stop posting this awful cado

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dubs

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dubby soot

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no 2hu is gem

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>>18944922
checked

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4cuck obsession failed

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roll

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That is certainly an interesting nuswamachinery to get. Soot’s algorithm has been acting pretty strange lately.

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>>18944938
you need meds

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dubs

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also op what do you think about migration most obsessed 4cucks to sharty?
obsessed 2hufags (not 'p spammers) is most gemmy and obsessed userbase

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faildubs

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i wish to migrate here most obsessed 2hucucks to get real gemmy bait in 'log, not coal like "i am trans btw"

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