/soy/ - Soyjaks

[A] You can only use Twitter for 5 years, any attempt to use any other social media site will extend your time by a day, you have to use Twitter for a minimum of 6 hours a day or else a big black man will strap you down to a chair and force you to use it for those 6 hours. You cant fill your feed with sports or news to make it tolerable, you alternate between tranny twitter and branigger twitter every day.

[B] You become Arab for a year, you aren't a north african arab whos lucky to have enough nigger genes to be tall, athletic and fu.ck many european women and enough euromutt education to behave passibly white and get a decent education. You are a miserable goatfucker 5' 6" middle eastern arab with a splash of slavshit and jeet mystery meat with an iq of 76, you are angry every day, all you think is about raping and terrorizing but you dont have enough muscle mass to do so, the average swedish woman could pin you down if u try to rape her. you are not allowed to leave your country, if you do you will be sent back within a day.