/soy/ - Soyjaks

>hey uh salt wake up, wake up
<huh? oh yeah
>you know the pph bots we got from 4chan, i think they're still set to 4chan /pol/ mode…
<we got bots?
>yeah i think quote put them in when the pph got too low but i think he forgot to change their mode or something… or maybe we didn't have enough data…
<*sniff*
>well so you know how you wanted the site to react to the new rules *belch* well their probably not. y'know since their still trained on the same data from 10 years ago. on a different website… like uhh they still think obillary just lost the election or whoever that old lady was
<ah uh… hold on. i got this
*sounds of pizza boxes and a door creaking opening followed by piles of junk collapsing far off in the distance*
<whats this do? oh there it is.
*sounds of electrical wires shorting*
<woah. hey ive seen these before
*sound of a microwave turning on and then exploding and then silence*
<…
*akward silence is finally broken by soda cans and even more junk toppling over as he makes his way back to the mic*
<that should do it. cmon boot it up! lets see whats going on
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>uhh
<lets ask it a qeustion. so what kinda robot are you?
ZOGBOT. GOYSLAVE.
<ever seen a cobson before?
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>SALT! i think you made it retarded!!
<oh boy. hey turn it off for a bit
>wha- its not even in the code! its in the source code! its- WHAT? what am i looking at?!
<man… is it getting late! boy am i sleepy, well ima head off.