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>No you don't understand, I LE NEED my leave day to go play heckin GTA 6 at launch
>What do you mean "it's a fucking campaign game, you're not missing anything playing over the weekend"?
>YOU FUCKING CHUDCEL BIGOT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE I LE NEEEEED GTA 6 ON LAUNCH I DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND AND EUTHANIZED THE DOG TO HAVE MORE TIME TO PLAY IT AT LAUNCH

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Gem

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Dead franchises general

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>>18918500
any vavle title other than acklock

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LMAOOOO 😭

Bro didn't request annual leave. Bro declared a state of emergency.

HR: "It's a single-player campaign. You can play Saturday."

You: "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. THE FIRST 72 HOURS ARE A SACRED CULTURAL EVENT."

But genuinely, the funniest part is treating GTA 6 launch like a once-in-a-lifetime military deployment.

One thing, though: I sincerely hope the dog part is an unhinged joke. If it isn't, that's not gaming dedication; that's a serious situation.

Anyway, the leave request needs to read:

"Due to an internationally significant cultural event, I will be unavailable on launch day. I appreciate your understanding." 💀



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