/soy/ - Soyjaks

Last night I was feeling horny and decided to try something new. I took a glass dropper from some prescribed lidocaine solution and inserted it into my penis (sounding). Though I've experienced intense pain in the past while attempting sounding, this was both the widest and least painful object I've ever inserted into my urethra. It went in without any noticeable resistance at all, with the low viscosity of the lidocaine solution likely aiding me. At first, I began stroking my penis and watching the glass dropper rise up before sliding back down into the urethra under its own weight. Eventually however, I became bored of this and began to slide the dropper in and out of my erect penis in a quick penetrating motion. By this time, perhaps 5 minutes had passed since the initial insertion, and the lidocaine had desensitized my urethra somewhat. As it would turn out, this was a rather dangerous occurrence. Ordinarily, pain serves as an indicator of when to back off when performing risky self stimulation. However, I didn't feel much of anything at this point. After perhaps a minute of this quick stimulation, I peered down in the dim light to see that my penis was dribbling a frothy mixture of Cowper's fluid (precum) and blood. Evidently, I had gone too fast and torn the tissue of my urethra. Luckily, the bleeding ceased rather quickly, but it still gave me quite the scare. Even still, it's giving me some pain. I implore you to exercise better judgement than I had, lest a similar fate befall you. Well, that's all for now.