/soy/ - Soyjaks

>>18910749
make a slopjak version of this thing, sombody

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>>18910747
sissy white bois suddenly forgot about per capita GEG

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>>18910584
tera

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>>18910772
can you help me understand

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Why do you nusoifails keep falling for the exact same bait threads thst have been posted a million times since the beginning of this site

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The future is predicted to be overwhelmingly majority shitskin. Therefore, you should actively tear down society, destroy any and every means of safety and security for the masses and make the world a worse place for them all. Leach off of everyone, loot, pillage, litter, destroy earth and leave them with the rubble. Provide nothing. Help no one. Let them die.

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rangeban clittycels

2023 era bait thread
ts got me nostalgic

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>>18910785
did anyone in this thread fall for it? I'm convinced there are no nusaw left at all. we just pretend to fall for each others bait for the gegs all day every day

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>>18910797
No we just need a fascist government to start fixing the issues in this country. Accelorationism is for defeatist fags that cant fathom a future beyond us losing and everything getting destroyed.

>>18910812
The only true answer.

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TROON ACK YOURSELF FOLLOW YOUR XISTAS

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>>18910818
Everyone on this site thinks they baited everyone

>>18910818
I did, then op started soydueling me and i realised it was bait

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>>18910835
Technological posthumanism won. Sinister technocracy won. Total Human Death now.

>>18910894
Low IQ

>>18910935
Nick Land owns you blvd ToT

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>>18910889
hot

>>18910960
this site is filled with transphobe dude

upclitty

Lol chuddy clitties are leaking because they spent their last chance of a white nation on a shabbos goy. It's over, just end it chuddy

OP YOU NIGGER STOP SAMEFAGGING THE THREAD, ALL REPLIES HAVE BEEN THE SAME PERSON.

>>18911136
meds and bbc

>>18911136
Seething chuddy can't accept he lost

Ack

>>18911177
No arrow

>>18911173
The sharty is full of tnd neonazies. Why do they love baitng eachother so much?

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samefag

>>18911173
everyone ITT is the same person

>>18910456 (OP)
>Troon Kys

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>>18911305
same person, op meds now

>>18911318
op saging his own thread