/soy/ - Soyjaks

Its shardee kulchur doe

no its sharty kulchur

its forced brimcoal please ban it joons

>>18876675
But its gets old after the millionth time of seeing it

>>18876721
aryan

Its only funny when its the 'slot photo everything else is just weird gay porn

>>18876791
Why is it even allowed to post those other pics?

>Can we FUCKING ban ‘cado bro I’m sick of his asshole being on my screen several times a minute
>tfw you are so thoroughly filtered by pure, uncut sharty culture that you beg the janny for a safe space

OH MY HECKIN' GOD!!! CHILL OUT!!!

Imagine being so monumentally filtered by the 'cado meta that you actually make a meta thread to cry to the jannys! The 'cado is literally foundational infrastructure! It is woven into the very fabric of the imageboard! You want to ban it? What's next, banning the soy itself?! Banning the wide-open mouth?! Banning the pure joy of the Nintendo Switch?!

Your screen isn't being "flooded"—your digital palette is being forcibly refined by the peak of post-ironic consumerism! If you can't handle the 'cado at his most volatile, you don't deserve the sharty at its most gemmy!

Go take a walk, drink a cold glass of oat milk, and let the machinery cook! THE 'CADO STAYS!!!

[Insert: Soyjak crying behind a smug Soyjak mask while pointing at a 'cado collage.png]

>>Can we FUCKING ban ‘cado bro I’m sick of his asshole being on my screen several times a minute
>>tfw you are so thoroughly filtered by pure, uncut sharty culture that you beg the janny for a safe space
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>OH MY HECKIN' GOD!!! CHILL OUT!!!
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>Imagine being so monumentally filtered by the 'cado meta that you actually make a meta thread to cry to the jannys! The 'cado is literally foundational infrastructure! It is woven into the very fabric of the imageboard! You want to ban it? What's next, banning the soy itself?! Banning the wide-open mouth?! Banning the pure joy of the Nintendo Switch?!
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>Your screen isn't being "flooded"—your digital palette is being forcibly refined by the peak of post-ironic consumerism! If you can't handle the 'cado at his most volatile, you don't deserve the sharty at its most gemmy!
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>Go take a walk, drink a cold glass of oat milk, and let the machinery cook! THE 'CADO STAYS!!!
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>[Insert: Soyjak crying behind a smug Soyjak mask while pointing at a 'cado collage.png]

That's it? That's the MEME? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a MEME. What the fuck is here to MEMED huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be MEMEING about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this MEME, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

(Fuck the ‘cado, btw)
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baited everyyne avward

kill yourself nikocado avocado and coinslot WABAG and anyone who disagrees with me is an esl fnf pedo nigger shitskin tranny jartycuck