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GOLD KUZ VS SILVER KUZ RAPE BATTLE

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This is the content I come to the internet for. Gold Kuz wins by default just for the sheer audacity of the matchup.

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>I'm made of pure gold, you're just silver-plated trash,
>I walk into the room and your whole existence starts to crash.

>I'm worth a million dollars, you're worth a couple of cents,
>You look like a microwave that got caught jumping fences.

>I've got the Midas touch, everything I touch turns gold,
>You're just a shiny refrigerator that's already getting old.

>My aura shines so bright, even the sun gives me respect,
>Your entire personality is something I could easily reject.

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<You think you're made of gold, but you're nothing more than foil,
<I came from outer space while you were manufactured in the soil.

< You flex your golden skin like you're some kind of king,
< But I'm dripping so much silver that the whole galaxy can sing.

<You call yourself a legend, but your reputation's fake,
<I'm the reason that your golden little ego starts to break.

<You shine during the daytime, but I shine throughout the night,
<I'm a cosmic-level menace, you're a dollar-store flashlight.

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>I'm the golden standard, you're a clearance-sale mistake,
>I'm the reason planets orbit, you're the reason black holes break.

>My chains are made of sunlight, my jacket's made of flame,
>You needed seven different filters just to make yourself a name.

>I was born to rule the universe, my throne is made of gold,
>You're just a budget Terminator with a battery that's old.

>You might have all that silver, but your bars are looking weak,
>I'll turn your whole career into a historical antique.

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<You call yourself the golden one, but you're mentally bronze,
<I conquered seven galaxies while you were posing for your fans.

<Your golden face is melting, your entire body's rusting,
<I'm polished like a diamond while your confidence is combusting.

<You think you're worth a fortune, but your value's going down,
<I'm the silver-coated emperor, the ruler of this town.

<You were made to catch attention, but I'm made to steal the show,
<I'm the final boss of Kuz, now get ready for the KO.

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>I'm the original Kuz, the blueprint, the divine,
>You're just an alternate version that couldn't cross the finish line.

>You can keep your little chains, you can keep your little crown,
>But when the golden Kuz arrives, the silver gets shut down.

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<You might be the original, but originals decay,
<I'm the upgraded Kuz, I make the future obey.

<You can keep your golden throne, I'll take the universe instead,
<When the silver Kuz is finished, even legends bow their heads.

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who won? you decide!

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>>18876690
One point for Gold kuz

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i think gold kuz won

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Golden kuz won

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then nigga kuz comes around and starts flailing his luscious hairy bbc around and puts them both in a clitty cage and slaps his smelly meat on their faces while forcing them to bark

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>>18876963
bro thats sus

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>>18876963
bro is on didi time 💀

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with respect to silver kuz i have to admit golden kuz won this battle

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SILVER KVZ VVQN

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>rape battle
did y thread 💀
nah ge o sus 💀 :sussy:

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thank you for this thread, it is a good thread


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