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Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:01:24 №18864191 [Quote]

just crashed on a nophono highway while scrolling index award

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:03:24 №18864210 [Quote]

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>scrolling the index while driving
op are you retarded? poor pontiac oyvey.

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:04:36 №18864220 [Quote]

>>18864210
>op are you retarded?
no my drive home from work is boring and some nigger deer made me swerve into the ditch

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:00 №18864223 [Quote]

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>just crashed on a nophono highway while scrolling index award

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:04 №18864226 [Quote]

>>18864220
was it a doe GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:06 №18864227 [Quote]

They're doing some type of plot

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:18 №18864230 [Quote]

geggy thread

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:35 №18864234 [Quote]

>>18864220
zoomer attention span

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:35 №18864235 [Quote]

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nuswas can drive??

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:39 №18864236 [Quote]

Expect to lose several amounts of money

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:05:53 №18864241 [Quote]

That's fucking gay

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:00 №18864243 [Quote]

>>18864226
yeah it was like older than a fawn but not like a fully adult i should have just flattened bambi

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:04 №18864245 [Quote]

wtf is insurance gonna say OP GEEEEEEEEEGEGEEGEGEGEGEGEG

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:06 №18864246 [Quote]

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:11 №18864247 [Quote]

They're doing some kind of plot

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:22 №18864251 [Quote]

>>18864235
I thought this was an r/fuckcars website… not heckin' wholesome…

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:29 №18864253 [Quote]

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>just crashed on a nophono highway while scrolling index award

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:33 №18864256 [Quote]

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>>18864247
>they're doing some kind of plot

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:36 №18864257 [Quote]

>wtf is insurance gonna say OP GEEEEEEEEEGEGEEGEGEGEGEGEG
xhier going to hear about the deer

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:06:58 №18864261 [Quote]

classic pontiac maneuver

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:07:29 №18864269 [Quote]

>>18864261
my dads going to rape me i doubt we can find anymore parts sicne xhier all aped

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:07:43 №18864273 [Quote]

>>18864220
The deer here are assholes they like to hang out by the road and watch the cars go by but they're smart enough not to run out in front of them

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:08:04 №18864279 [Quote]

>>18864269
does it still run? geg

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:08:38 №18864285 [Quote]

>>18864273
I almost plastered a deer on my motorcycle like a week ago they're pretty retarded up here.

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:08:59 №18864288 [Quote]

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>>18864279
yeah but it sounds weird doey

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:09:22 №18864292 [Quote]

>>18864288
is it squealing or like thunking

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:09:26 №18864294 [Quote]

>>18864273
yeah i got all the fucking damage and didnt even get to say i hit a deer

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:09:33 №18864296 [Quote]

>>18864285
I've only ever hit a turkey, dumb nigger ran in front of me and i clipped it with my bumper and it ran off but im pretty sure it was hard enough to kill it

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:09:47 №18864299 [Quote]

>>18864292
more squealing if it was thunking it would be so aped

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:11:03 №18864316 [Quote]

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>hi im a doe just goin for a stro-AAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:11:27 №18864321 [Quote]

>>18864299
ur serpentine might be ack'd op

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:11:43 №18864324 [Quote]

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>using the index

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:12:20 №18864335 [Quote]

>>18864324
using catty while driving is harder doey

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:12:53 №18864342 [Quote]

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>>18864316
meanwhile in OP's car:

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:13:08 №18864345 [Quote]

>>18864288
joons were working ot to anpove dis

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:13:15 №18864347 [Quote]

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>crashing your car because of the sharty

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:14:01 №18864364 [Quote]

>>18864345
i was only going 85ish so i had more time

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:14:35 №18864373 [Quote]

>>18864364
marge are you gonna call roadside or just keep talking the sharty

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:15:26 №18864395 [Quote]

>>18864373
let's order op a roadside 'za

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:15:59 №18864403 [Quote]

>>18864373
i already called xhem look at xhey lights in my oringal pic saaar

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:16:24 №18864422 [Quote]

Nice car. You should focus while driving.

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:16:25 №18864423 [Quote]

>>18864395
do dis im hingrsy

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:16:26 №18864424 [Quote]

>>18864395
dodis

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:17:00 №18864433 [Quote]

>>18864422
why doey even if was it wouldnt change it

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:17:38 №18864442 [Quote]

did they charge you with anything op? reckless driving? speeding?

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:17:43 №18864445 [Quote]

>>18864433
marge wtf are you saying

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:17:59 №18864448 [Quote]

>>18864442
I think op just hit a deer so

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:18:24 №18864456 [Quote]

>>18864442
no iddint tell xhem about xhe phono jsit the deer

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:18:48 №18864465 [Quote]

>>18864456
200 iq move

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:18:55 №18864468 [Quote]

>>18864456
op did you bump your melon or something? hope you were buckled in or something.

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:18:57 №18864469 [Quote]

>>18864448
almost i swerved and wnet tinto rhe ditch

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:19:15 №18864473 [Quote]

>>18864468
nigga is probably in shock geg

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:19:24 №18864477 [Quote]

>>18864433
If you regularly are unfocused on the rode itll happen again. Also, im sorry for what happened and i hope it wont be to expensive, also thank God youre fine

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:19:28 №18864480 [Quote]

>>18864468
i was buckjled but i hit me head a little but im fine doeey

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:19:56 №18864487 [Quote]

>>18864480
nigga focus when you press the keys on your phono

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:20:21 №18864493 [Quote]

>>18864487
xhier small nigger and its cold i can harldy feel xhems

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:20:24 №18864494 [Quote]

did your bags go off? geg

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:21:10 №18864500 [Quote]

>>18864494
no if i wouldnt hit the deer ackually i think xehy would havee

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:21:23 №18864503 [Quote]

nuswas cant drive gegegegegeg

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:22:57 №18864518 [Quote]

are you gonna need to be towed or are you gonna drive outta there

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:24:05 №18864527 [Quote]

which highway

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:24:08 №18864529 [Quote]

>>18864518
i thibk its goinv to be towerd

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:26:03 №18864546 [Quote]

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op what's that in the upper right?? RUNNNNNN

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:28:52 №18864593 [Quote]

>>18864546
joons ampove

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:31:17 №18864637 [Quote]

OYYYY

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:31:36 №18864642 [Quote]

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cliffucks really?

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:38:56 №18864721 [Quote]

RIP Pontiac

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:46:15 №18864823 [Quote]

how did i missed this gegerald? GO VP

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:51:01 №18864896 [Quote]

Gemtb

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:53:11 №18864917 [Quote]

>>18864904
Diddyblud splinter delete your post before you get ‘nished

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:53:40 №18864921 [Quote]

>>18864917
Marge?

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:53:46 №18864922 [Quote]

Is it 'p?

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:54:59 №18864928 [Quote]

>>18864220
hit the deer next time

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:55:57 №18864933 [Quote]

>>18864922
>>18864921
I’m assuming yes but I wouldn’t check, stop giving them attention

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:56:58 №18864943 [Quote]

>>18864922
there is loli

Chud 11/07/26 (Sat) 05:59:04 №18864975 [Quote]

>>18864917
Wtf did some nigger say he uses that one pedophilic jarty splinter