/soy/ - Soyjaks

When a parasite takes over a country, everything gets retarded, fake and gay, because the elite positions are now all held by an extremely hostile faction. It puts retarded and evil people in positions of power to serve it better.

Then the parasite uses the news and entertainment media to convince everyone everything isnt retarded, unless someone in a position of power threatens them, or they are enacting crisis theatrics to get the public to support some policy change, in which case the threats are made to look evil and retarded.

At no point may a subject of the parasite who lives unwittingly under its rule escape the sensory deprivation chamber which it has welded around him from womb to tomb, for he will immediately begin to realise how retarded and fake and gay everything is.