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ITT we play Pax Historia but (You) decide what happens
>marge?
Pax historia is basically like all those strategy autismerald games EXCEPT you can do ANYTHING, from putting LSD into your water supply to renaming the country to Cobson, and the game will take it and use AI to see the geopolitical implications of these choices

First come first serve for prompts or something, just like mcdonalds or something.

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Just tell me what to do and I'll do it but first what country should we pick for our journey, we can pick any nation.

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lesotho >>18863485

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>>18863507
Geg ok

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The army of goguryeo is the problem they communism, they parasites of the worst order.

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Which do we do
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organize a lesotho paramilitary and rape south africa and turn it into nujarty village

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This might be the only autism spergerald map game or whatever I actually like

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LETS KILL NIGGER

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>>18863536
NIGGER APPROVE

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Ok since joons are retards, do we do Normal, hard or impossible difficulty

And for AI quality should we do light (might be schizo), pro, or maximum

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I'll just do normal and light ai

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Actions are ready
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>>18863599
geg

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This game seems gemmy actually

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>Lesotho Mobilizes Irregular Forces
>In a startling display of ambition, the government of Lesotho begins quietly organizing paramilitary units within its mountainous borders. Recruitment drives target disillusioned youth and former security personnel, promising liberation and expansion. While the movement remains underground, whispers of a grand design to overthrow South Africa begin circulating in Maseru's cafes.

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>US State Department Monitors Southern Africa
>Intelligence reports reach Washington regarding unusual military preparations in Lesotho. The United States places the region under heightened surveillance, wary of destabilization in a key strategic area. No official comment is issued, but diplomatic channels buzz with speculation about potential foreign interference or internal coup plots.

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>South African Defense Force on Alert
>Pretoria responds to rumors of cross-border agitation by placing the South African Defense Force on low-level alert. Checkpoints increase along the Lesotho border, and intelligence agencies begin investigating links between Maseru's new militias and external actors. Tensions rise as both nations posture for potential conflict.

Also I can intervene at any time if you guys send in a prompt in the middle of me sending the results

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>Lesotho Seeks External Support
>Agents acting on behalf of Lesotho attempt to make contact with various international powers, seeking logistical support for their envisioned campaign. The boldness of the request shocks several diplomatic corps, given the vast disparity in military capability. Most nations dismiss the overtures as unrealistic, though some watch with morbid curiosity.

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Nu-actions I submitted myself
>The president of Lesotho decides to change his name to Hunky and he's obsessed with the fuggen jerdee
>Lesotho opens it's gates to tourism and protects tourists for income to fund it's paramilitary group

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>Lesotho Rebrands Under President Hunky
>In a bizarre press conference broadcast from Maseru, the leader of Lesotho officially changes his name to Hunky, declaring an obsessive devotion to the 'fuggen jerdee,' a concept he refuses to define clearly. The announcement confuses local media and baffles international observers, who struggle to take the administration seriously amidst the eccentric rhetoric. Despite the absurdity, the paramilitary recruitment continues unabated, fueled by the new tourism revenue.

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mymy begins a pro-dutch coup in sierra leonne

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>Basuto Vanguard
>Tourism Surge Funds Basuto Vanguard
Following the opening of borders to tourists, Lesotho experiences an unexpected influx of curiosity-seekers drawn by President Hunky's antics. The government channels these funds directly into the Basuto Vanguard, purchasing light arms and off-road vehicles suited for mountain warfare. While the economy sees a temporary boost, intelligence agencies note that the money is being funneled into a shadow budget with no oversight.

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>>18863836
Geg I'll dodis

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>A revolutionary leader named Mymy leads a pro-dutch coup in sierra leone, with President Hunky sending funding to Mymy in the name of stopping the fuggen jerdee
>Hunky recruits his personal army, and also puts an announcement to the world searching for hackers, osint experts, and intelligence researchers to form 2 intelligence agencies called Prime 4chan and Prime Sharty

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organize a terror group in Mozambique and fund this group and use it as a distraction from the growing military presence in lesotho and pay off south african media companies to say it was a direct attack from Mozambique

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Mymy lost…
>Sierra Leone Coup Attempt Fizzles
>In Freetown, the sudden appearance of armed militants declaring loyalty to a 'Pro-Dutch' cause and funded by Lesotho causes momentary panic. However, the Sierra Leonean military, battle-hardened from years of internal security operations, swiftly mobilizes. The rebels, lacking local support and heavy weaponry, are surrounded within hours. President Hunky's cryptic justification regarding the 'fuggen jerdee' is dismissed by international analysts as the ramblings of a disconnected regime.

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>Global Tech Community Bewildered by Recruitment Drive
>Advertisements placed on niche internet forums by Lesotho seeking hackers and OSINT experts for agencies named 'Prime 4chan' and 'Prime Sharty' go viral. Cybersecurity firms in Silicon Valley and Tel Aviv issue warnings to their employees, labeling the offer as a potential scam or a trap by a destabilized government. While some curious individuals apply, major intelligence agencies view the move as amateurish, noting that serious espionage recruitment rarely occurs via public imageboards.

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>SADC Condemns Cross-Border Agitation
>The Southern African Development Community (SADC) holds an emergency session in Gaborone following the failed coup in Sierra Leone and continued militarization in Lesotho. Member states issue a formal condemnation of Maseru's interference in sovereign African nations. South Africa reinforces its border patrols, citing national security concerns, while Botswana and Namibia express deep unease over the erratic behavior of President Hunky's administration.

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>>18863879
Ok I'm intervening and doing dis

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Action
>President Hunky organizes a terror group in Mozambique and funds this group and use it as a distraction from the growing military presence in lesotho and pay off south african media companies to say it was a direct attack from Mozambique in a covert operation with the help of Prime 4chan and Prime Sharty

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>Mozambican Insurgency Erupts in Cabo Delgado
>A sudden surge of coordinated attacks rocks the Cabo Delgado province as a newly funded terror group, Operation Basuto Shadow, launches assaults on gas infrastructure. Intelligence traces the funding and tactical planning back to Lesotho, utilizing the obscure 'Prime Sharty' network for coordination. The Mozambican government declares a state of emergency, mobilizing national reserves to contain the unexpected threat while international observers express confusion over Lesotho's involvement.

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>South African Media Blames Mozambique
> In a bizarre media twist, major South African news outlets simultaneously broadcast reports claiming the attacks in Mozambique were a false flag operation orchestrated by Maputo against its own people. Investigations reveal that Lesotho successfully bribed several key editorial boards using tourism revenue funneled through shell companies. The narrative attempts to paint Mozambique as the aggressor, creating diplomatic chaos within SADC as member states struggle to verify the conflicting reports.

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>SADC Emergency Summit Convened
>The Southern African Development Community calls an urgent virtual summit to address the escalating crisis. Representatives from Tanzania and Zimbabwe demand clarity on Lesotho's role, citing evidence of cross-border funding. President Hunky's administration issues a cryptic statement denying involvement while simultaneously posting cryptic memes about the 'fuggen jerdee' on official channels, further alienating regional partners who view the behavior as increasingly unstable.

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Nu-actions
>Prime 4chan and Prime Sharty intelligence agencies work together to coordinate a virtual bank heist on South Africa to fund their paramilitary group
>Tourism is boosted artificially from Prime 4chan and Prime Sharty manipulating social media algorithms to promote lesotho

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continue recruiting for the military force and establish a supply line through south africa guarded by newly recruited forces before south africa begins to cut off supply

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da jardee does jerdee things and hunky screams fuggen jerdee

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>>18863998
Ok sent
>SADF Mobilizes Along Borders
>South Africa declares a state of emergency along its borders with Lesotho. The South African National Defence Force (SADF) deploys heavy armor and infantry divisions to the Drakensberg passes, effectively sealing off all major trade routes. President Hunky's attempt to establish supply lines is immediately thwarted as convoys are turned back at gunpoint. International observers note the rapid escalation, fearing a full-scale invasion.

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in prison, mymy would begin aggressively gooning to george linconl rockwell + hitler yaoi

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>Lesotho Supply Lines Collapsed
>President Hunky's newly recruited forces attempt to force a supply corridor through South African territory but are met with overwhelming resistance. Several skirmishes erupt near the Caledon River, resulting in significant casualties for the Basuto irregulars. The lack of heavy weaponry and proper training proves disastrous against the entrenched SADF units. Morale within the Lesotho ranks begins to crumble as supplies dwindle.

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>Mymy Imprisoned in Freetown
>Following the failed pro-Dutch coup in Sierra Leone, revolutionary leader Mymy is captured by government forces and imprisoned in a high-security facility in Freetown. Reports from inside the prison describe bizarre behavior, with Mymy obsessively consuming obscure historical fan fiction involving George Lincoln Rockwell and Adolf Hitler. The incident draws international mockery, further isolating Lesotho's regime as the perceived financier of the failed operation. President Hunky's silence on the matter fuels speculation about his mental stability.

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>SADC Imposes Sanctions on Lesotho
>The Southern African Development Community votes unanimously to impose severe economic sanctions on Lesotho due to its destabilizing activities in Mozambique and Sierra Leone. Trade borders are officially closed, cutting off essential food and fuel imports to the mountain kingdom. South Africa enforces the blockade with renewed vigor, patrolling the Caledon River with armored vehicles. The move cripples Lesotho's already strained economy, causing panic in Maseru as shelves empty within hours.

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start diplomatic relations with eswatini and attempt to get them to help with establishing a supply route

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WE GOT INVADED AND FUGGEN DIED

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mayne its over

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Nu-round, should we start as lesotho again?

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lesotho is dead nigger country that gets raped because its entirely enclosed by south africa

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start as bharat

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Unapproved media
Geg I can be soyjak party entity
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>>18864092
do dis

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itt we btfo pakistan


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