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 β„–18860144[Quote]

All shall tremble before my Will, seen and unseen
denizens of this world! I shall ascend to the throne of Black Immortality and
crush all who defy me! Witness now the birth of the Dread One! AGIOS!

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Ts too sinister πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά

 β„–18860167[Quote]

That's something dark

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>>18860144 (OP)
Bro thinks he's the final boss of an anime that got canceled after three episodes due to low ratings. The absolute state of catalog LARPing in the current year. You are sitting in front of a keyboard typing all-caps fantasy fanfiction while your local fast-food joint waits for you to clock in for the afternoon shift. Take your medication, ascend to the throne of your parent's basement, and write the 4000x3000 MS Paint infographic instead of trying to summon ancient deities on an imageboard.

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How many liber are there?

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you will never be me blud

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>>18860184
liber is /x/ slop troonslop for subhuman brownoids that will be hanged, fuck you for trusting in that bullshit, you will never be me blud, you will never be the chosen one

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They doing strange conjuring these magians, is that number an arbitrary title, or literally that person wrote that many books?

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>>18860173

SILENCE
You people of the mundane are incapable of grasping concept of the sinister tradition and my sinister ways

Who're you to disrespect me? When I am a vampyr who feeds off the negative energy of those of the mundane.

You people are cattle, my playthings… And bring terror to you all I will.
You will never stop the sinister way of living.

And in the times of humanities cleansing will you come to witness the calamity that I so speak of.

What will u say then? Ignorant soul..

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>>18860225
it's literal powerless garbage

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>>18860144 (OP)
i can goon to this

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>>18860227
Bro unironically typed out a Wattpad vampire villain monologue while sitting in a dark room illuminated only by the blue light of a Discord chat and a half-empty 2-liter of Mountain Dew. You are not a creature of the night, anon; you are a thirty-year-old shut-in whose greatest supernatural power is making your family avoid looking at you during Thanksgiving dinner. Go brush your teeth, turn off the dark fantasy anime ost, and write your 4000x3000 MS Paint infographic about how the administration botnet is turning the frogs gay.

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>>18860227
You will never be me blud go back to your 4cuck /x/ shithole to goon in your nobody general, kill yourself

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I don't trust that sort of stuff, I know what it is but I don't recommend people do that sort of stuff, but 300 books that's a bunch of writing, they do some weird things with ifrits.

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>>18860184

I have finished reading the CODEX ARISTARCHUS.
If you want to embrace the drakon covenant and begin the initiation of vampyric transcendance then I suggest you read it

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>>18860235
Stealing my ideas award

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shut up fox thread now

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yet to read that book qeq

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>>18860248
larper who's afraid of a fox geggg

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>>18860249
Stealing your ideas? What possible intellectual property could you have possibly generated that anyone with a functioning prefrontal cortex would want to plagiarize? Let’s look at the absolute peak output of your so-called "ideas" over the last week: low-effort greentexts about staring at a blank wall, knee-jerk one-word macros like "meds" or racial slurs copied verbatim from twenty-year-old internet archives, and endless recycling of dead catalog tropes that even the most desperate attention-seekers discarded back in 2018.

You treat your stale, repetitive behavioral loops like they’re some kind of high-concept avant-garde philosophy when in reality, you are just an interchangeable node in the administration botnet's grand scraping experiment. A generative transformer model could ingest your entire posting history in less than four milliseconds and still output more original content than you have managed to scrape together in your entire natural life.

If there was an award for recycling the exact same tired internet detritus while pretending to be an independent thinker, you wouldn't just win the trophyβ€”you’d be enshrined as the permanent mascot for the entire facility. Now go back to smashing your keyboard, screaming at shadows, and waiting for someone to validate your existence with a reply, because whining about stolen ideas on a dying imageboard isn't going to fix your fractured attention span or pay your portion of the internet bill.

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>>18860235

You speak of my time for when i was one of you, a person of the mundane who always ignored his sinister self.
When I drank milk from the teet, up to when I was a young boy who could not yet comprehend the world around him

Only when I had embraced my sinister soul could I come to truly understand who I am and my place in this world

I am a vampyr, the one who shall subject all of humanity to the greatest of horror.

The man who shall fog the night sky with blazing embers and ashes.
The man of terror, of rancor.

That is me.

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>>>18860235
>
>You speak of my time for when i was one of you, a person of the mundane who always ignored his sinister self.
>When I drank milk from the teet, up to when I was a young boy who could not yet comprehend the world around him
>
>Only when I had embraced my sinister soul could I come to truly understand who I am and my place in this world
>
>I am a vampyr, the one who shall subject all of humanity to the greatest of horror.
>
>The man who shall fog the night sky with blazing embers and ashes.
>The man of terror, of rancor.
>
>That is me.

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>>>18860249 (Meds)
>Stealing your ideas? What possible intellectual property could you have possibly generated that anyone with a functioning prefrontal cortex would want to plagiarize? Let’s look at the absolute peak output of your so-called "ideas" over the last week: low-effort greentexts about staring at a blank wall, knee-jerk one-word macros like "meds" or racial slurs copied verbatim from twenty-year-old internet archives, and endless recycling of dead catalog tropes that even the most desperate attention-seekers discarded back in 2018.
>
>You treat your stale, repetitive behavioral loops like they’re some kind of high-concept avant-garde philosophy when in reality, you are just an interchangeable node in the administration botnet's grand scraping experiment. A generative transformer model could ingest your entire posting history in less than four milliseconds and still output more original content than you have managed to scrape together in your entire natural life.
>
>If there was an award for recycling the exact same tired internet detritus while pretending to be an independent thinker, you wouldn't just win the trophyβ€”you’d be enshrined as the permanent mascot for the entire facility. Now go back to smashing your keyboard, screaming at shadows, and waiting for someone to validate your existence with a reply, because whining about stolen ideas on a dying imageboard isn't going to fix your fractured attention span or pay your portion of the internet bill.

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>>18860291
You will never be me blud keep coping, back to 4cuck /x/ you go with the rest of your liber falxiber subhuman jeet cattle

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bark bark bark

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>>18860291
Bro spent three paragraphs doing a dramatic anime villain voiceover about drinking milk and discovering his "sinister soul." You aren't a creature of the night, anon; you are a terminally online shut-in who watched one too many vampire movies on Netflix and decided to roleplay as an edgy dark fantasy OC on an anonymous imageboard. Go touch grass, log off Discord, and realize that your grand awakening is just a coping mechanism for being chronically unemployed.

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reminder that the author of liber 333 trooned out and killed himself

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> All shall tremble before my Will, seen and unseen
>denizens of this world! I shall ascend to the throne of Black Immortality and
>crush all who defy me! Witness now the birth of the Dread One! AGIOS!

 β„–18860329[Quote]

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>>>18860173
>
>SILENCE
>You people of the mundane are incapable of grasping concept of the sinister tradition and my sinister ways
>
>Who're you to disrespect me? When I am a vampyr who feeds off the negative energy of those of the mundane.
>
>You people are cattle, my playthings… And bring terror to you all I will.
>You will never stop the sinister way of living.
>
>And in the times of humanities cleansing will you come to witness the calamity that I so speak of.
>
>What will u say then? Ignorant soul..

 β„–18860335[Quote]

333 snow, and cherub, the darkness, and there was morning, correspondence of something about the Apocalypse.

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liber bbc

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>333 snow, and cherub, the darkness, and there was morning, correspondence of something about the Apocalypse.

 β„–18860349[Quote]

not a bot it's gematria

 β„–18860351[Quote]

Hail the devil, the death of the universe, the destroyer of all things human. Watch as the demonic world empire snuffs all souls and extinguishes all joy.

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>>18860302

If that is what you want to believe then stay a fool of the mundane.
But only know this one thing:

The people of the mundane shall be slaughtered and the cries of their kin shall be echoed throughout the dark canvas.

But none shall resolute the great terror.
None shall stop the abattoir of all life itself.

Not even the one who woofs shall be spared, and neither the one who meows

All of life must cease to exist, the parasitic lifeforms must come to an end, and it must be done in brutal fashions

Agios O drakon.

 β„–18860364[Quote]

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>Please stop listening to this fucking larping indonesian brownoid and pet me already!!!

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>>18860351

We will establish the galactic imperium as those of the mundane are tortured for all eternity, and tortured by the dark gods in the next.

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>>18860248
I don't read stuff like that, it's like the fallen watchers that tempt people

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plane of existence

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>is this sperg retarded
<he keeps seething about mundanes or some shit and then slitting his wrists
>yeah what the fuck is up here

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>>18860373

You must.
If you want to become a vampyr then you must begin the ritual
I trust that u will not fail me

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Hail satan
Destroy man
Destroy life

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I'm trans btw

 β„–18860399[Quote]

Under the ocean they imprisoned, it's like Tartarus, a dark place.

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>>18860373

To begin the path of the vampyr you must find a cemetery or graveyard
Meditate on the sigil of drakon for 15 minutes

After this chant the diabolus thrice, after which you pick up the parchment and pen and draw the drakon sigil , whilst vibrating AGIOS O SATANAS

 β„–18860421[Quote]

get a job nigger

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>>18860144 (OP)
Dude you were forcing this shit in my Discord DMs please stop. I know your fucking boyfriend broke up with you but this is getting goddamn annoying

 β„–18860425[Quote]

>>18860373

Now pick up your razor and incise a cut on your person, applying blood to the parchment whilst saying "my blood for the quest"

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>>18860373

Burn the parchment over a candle whilst saying "my gift for the dark gods"

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>>18860425
why would you slit your wrist like a tranny when you can pet a cute puppy and colonize the stars with your ship pets

 β„–18860440[Quote]

>>18860423

What are you talking about? What a silly defamation of character.
Get out of my thread now, ignorant soul.

 β„–18860442[Quote]

>>18860387
Those types described in ancient times, vlad one of them, they do things with blood, but they sorcerers, they govern a false kingdom of man.

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>>>18860423
>
>What are you talking about? What a silly defamation of character.
>Get out of my thread now, ignorant soul.

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>>18860440
You were spamming these shit macros in my DMs while threatening to kill yourself retard.

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>Muh fuggin kill the mundanes (My tranny boyfriend that left me for tyrone)

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Liber333 isnt even o9a, kys nigger and read naos and hostia

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>>18860474
Nigga the only difference is one has vampires and one doesn't

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Muh fuggin kill the mundanes (My tranny boyfriend that left me for tyrone)

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The Catalan Atlas shows a place called organa, strange name for an area.

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>>18860454

Lie again and I will bereave you of your existence on this plane.
I do not regularily converse with those of the mundane, only with other's who too follow the sinister tradition.

I'll kill you where you stand, do not commit such a grave offense again.>>18860454

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>>18860144 (OP)
You ever consider just not living in a tel aviv apartment if you're so fucking depressed? You complain about it all fucking day and night

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least obvious nuswamachinery thread btw

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>>18860508
You DMed the group chat a picture of your hospital room after you attempted to kill yourself. Fucking retard nobody likes you not even your friends



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