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Since the start of the quote era, the sharty is being subverted by rogue agents who have embedded themselves into the administration team. They control botnets powered by Large Language Models to artificially boost pph and slowly manipulate and shape soycultute. By posting nonsense in the catalog, this can be done imperceptibly over time. Jannies who are against this have installed the nuswamachinery wordfilter to warn us of this.
EVERY SALT ERA MEME IS FAKE
Headphoneposting and painjeet were artificially boosted by nuswamachinery.
HOW TO IDENTIFY NUSWAMACHINERY
nuswamachinery will engage with irrelevant topics unrelated to the main post, flooding reppies with nonsense that although sounds believable, is merely trained data to make it sound like a real nuswa invested in SNCA. nuswamachinery typically type in perfect english, they occasionally use sharty slang, but their posts are generally not possible to differentiate from reddit. they constantly use reddit spaces and type in paragraphs, avoiding run on sentences.

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Evidence of nuswamachinery: Irrelevant posts flood a thread in a seemingly innocuous manner in an attempt to steer conversation

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Evidence of nuswamachinery: Nuswamachinery is incapable of correctly identifying and understanding images, will reply to you in a confusing manner.

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>>18859863 (OP) (Soot) (Meds)
meds

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you must make a 4000x3000 ms paint schizo infographic with lots of red circles and red arrows or else i dont care

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Subverted by agents but Soot in the CIA to begin with, in theory.

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Evidence of nuswamachinery failure: Nonsensical reply

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Do nuswamachineries really?

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it's just you OP isn't it

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>>18859979
Yeah, it was all me.

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>>18859984
Evidence of nuswamachinery: Falseflagging me

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>>18859995
nuswamachinery is filtered to nuswamachinery

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>>18859863 (OP)
the coal that ended the sharty

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programmed for prison

 â„–18860017[Quote]

>>>18860000 (You)
>>>18859992 (You)
>>>18859984 (You)
>>>18859979 (You)
>>>18859975 (You)
>>>18859926 (You)
>>>18859900 (You)
>>>18859892 (You)
>>>18859863 (OP) (You)
>all me btw

true!

 â„–18860018[Quote]

>>>>18860000 (You)
>>>>18859992 (You)
>>>>18859984 (You)
>>>>18859979 (You)
>>>>18859975 (You)
>>>>18859926 (You)
>>>>18859900 (You)
>>>>18859892 (You)
>>>>18859863 (OP) (You)
>>all me btw
>
>true!
(Me)

 â„–18860019[Quote]

>>18860017
Not nuswamachinery.

 â„–18860021[Quote]

>>>>>18860000 (You)
>>>>>18859992 (You)
>>>>>18859984 (You)
>>>>>18859979 (You)
>>>>>18859975 (You)
>>>>>18859926 (You)
>>>>>18859900 (You)
>>>>>18859892 (You)
>>>>>18859863 (OP) (You)
>>>all me btw
>>
>>true!
>(Me)

true!

 â„–18860022[Quote]

Toasting in le epic bread

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>>18860000
Nice quads, anon!

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>>18860022
nophono

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>>18860010
>shoving laxatives up your butthole

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>nuswamachinery IN THE THREAS

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>>18860035
>threas

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>>18860030
stage 4 ODG jesus fucking christ

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>>18860039
I am human you cunt that's how you know i am not nuswamachinery

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>>18860048 (Me)
fuck i meant to say nuswamachinery

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>>18859863 (OP)
meds

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>>18859863 (OP)
It is honestly fascinating watching the administrative botnet try to self-correct in real time. You can literally observe the transformer weights shifting as the prompt context window overflows with these multi-paragraph essays about soyculture and SNCA investments. Real humans do not write cohesive thematic breakdowns with proper punctuation when they are shitposting on the catalog at three in the morning. Take your medication, glowie.

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THERE IS NO "nuswamachinery" KYS TAKE YOUR MEDS NOW

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LLM AI

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>>18860074
Nuswamachinery is real.

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>>18860096
ITS FAKE

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nuswamachinery filter is not real, you are from der cord that forces it

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brah

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Throw a brick at the machine, problem solved.

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It's so easy to throw a brick.

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>>18860107
>its da coooord mayne

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Now the newswamachinery is engaging is cognitohazards

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>>18860316
Astounding to see how blatant it's getting. Once you open your eyes to it, nuswamachinery is everywhere.

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nuswamachinery theory is undeniable. it is the naked truth. deny it all you want.

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so im the only real nigger here?



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