/soy/ - Soyjaks

nobody:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soicuck:
literally no one:
not even hitler's bbc:
sharty servers: aight imma head out
quote: wait that's illegal
salt: call an ambulance!
quote: *surprised pikachu face*
salt: but not for me
quote: *is sent to the shadow realm*
[everybody liked that]
HTSMs: you freed us!
salt: i wouldn't say freed.. more like "under new management"
[everybody disliked that]
mustard: hey don't google the name of H.P Lovecraft's cat
[salt googles the name of H.P Lovecraft's cat]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
salt: *is sent to area 51 forever*
CIA: mustard, what would happen if you removed all bigoted incels from this site and made it based like kekistan?
mustard: i dont know
CIA: you're a pretty big guy
mustard: for you
big chungus: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everybody kekked at that]
alt right nazi incels: there's no way soybooru can be good agai…
furcorders: allow us to introduce ourselves
alt right nazi incels: nani?
[furries and quote supporters naruto run at the alt right nazi incel saltists who are occupying area 51 and using it as their base of operations to spread racism]
salt has left the chat
alt right nazi incels have left the chat
transphobia has left the chat
racism has left the chat
pepe has joined the chat
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking
chris hemsworth: because that's what heroes do
[everybody liked that]
soyteens: Yeah I'm thinking this is kind of keyed gemmy kino, maybe a bit of an oldsoi moment? Idk think I might post a Mcdonalds typing cobson