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Previous Threads:
1st: https://archived.st/soy/thread/18446720.html#18446720
2nd:https://archived.st/soy/thread/18508175.html

What you can do in this game:
-Multiple Endings
-Play in any admin's era and an infinite mode (Every admin's era has different threats and challenges, soot for example has to deal with 'p spam and low pph, while salt has to deal with trannies, failtrollniggers, niggerhackers, braniggers fucking over the site's culture spiritually, immigrants (dont worry you can counter them via an upgrade by surveying them before joining the sharty) rogue jannies)
-Face off and KILL multiple enemies (discord failtrolls, trannies, pedos, non-discord trannies, pedos, failtrolls, Three-Letter-Agencies, Immigrants of all kinds, braniggers, 'p spammers (Only in Soot-DOLL), rogue joons (9A0C)
-Manage tranitors
Jannies have stats like stupidity, authority, reliability, and how much of a gooner they are, you can get an upgrade to make joons not goon which will significantly help with MPA or bans, you can also get janny training so that every janny you see to applicate has better stats, you can also promote them to manager with some INTERESTING candidates and essays (meds, is that mustard)
-Get multiple endings (some are the most a24 slow burn spine tingling bone chilling cobson killer discord destroying froot salt soot quote kuz doll approved that are very hard to get)
-Rulescuck and management of rules
-Adding channels and channels
-Making choices
-Hosting and helping raids
-Splinters (Can be a help or hindurance)
-Managing soybooru, the wiki, the IRC (Soot-Quote only, you can try to save it as salt), and the blog (If you are from kuz-doll era)

READ THE PREVIOUS THREADS NUSOINIGGER

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You should make manager names a random noun from the english dictionary with like a 10% chance that "soy" is appended before it

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>>18850446
geg, could do that

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I forgot about dis for a second geg

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I also had some parodies to raid operations:

Some ideas for raid names NOTE: they are parodies or references to all names
-Chudjak's Revenge (Rapeson's Revenge)
-ELONVIRSARY 2026 (KIRKIVERSARY 2026)
-Operation No Fap November (Operation No Nut November)
-The 'Final Solution' to the Lolicon Question (Operation Total Lolinigger Death)
-Operation 'Bloxwaffen (Operation Kikewaffen
-Operation 4/19 (Operation 9/11)
-Man Raid (Woman Raid)
-Tag des Femboy-Todes (Operation Total Femboy Death)
-Operation ME AND THE SKIBIDI OHIO DIDDYBLUDS INVADE OHIO LOLICON GOONER SITE WHILE THE EVIL DOGS TRY TO 'NISH US FOR DRINKING THE SHARTY POTION AT 3 AM πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ₯€β˜ β˜ β˜ πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€ (Operation Pommu)

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>>18850457
>what happens if you let your jannies goon for too long

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EVENT IDEAS
Good:
- Soyteens get a huge moral boost due to a very successful raid
- A janny helped soyteens fight derailers in a raid
- Many gemerald threads have been made today

Bad:
- Someone cattywiped the catalog with their forced brimcoal transbian ass cordvariant
- Poopson was posted. Remoralize soyteens so that one of them can cancel it out with a sharty-saving gem before it's too late…
- A splinter tried reporting the sharty's domain

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ending ideas:

Brimstone - Blossom ending (it's also A24 slowburn kino), Unbanning 'P.
Coal - JSID, Admin 6, FEDDED!, DOXED!, IT'S OVER, 1984
Gem - SOLD!, Admin Thrembo, A calm shutdown
Gemerald - President, TTD, TRVMPNVKE, TDD, TLD

And the hardest, but THE MOST absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a β€œsay more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified β€˜zelling free coal killing cobson loving fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing β€˜coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald endings:

-Glistening Gemerald (Commit ALL types of death to the sharty's enemies)

-Discord's Downfall (Destroy Discord and it becomes the gem that killed the party)

-4chan's Demise (Do enough winraids to eventually destroy 4chan, FOR GOOD!

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>>18850484
There should be exclusive events for specific admin eras

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>>18850484
Event ideas:

REALLY BAD:
-Teens are now making 'Best of Admin' edits of you… DO SOMETHING!
- 'P SPAM IS INFECTING THE CATALOG! DO SOMETHING BEFORE SOYTEENS LOSE MORALE QUICKLY! (Soot-DOLL era)
-A janny has been reported for their 'crimes.' Get to work.

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>>18850484

-A tranny just killed ximself! Get soyteens to parodize their suicide and make trannies seethe!

-A tranny just killed ximself due to your winraid! Raid strength increased.

-A developer of a game you just doxed JSID their game! Soyteen morale improved.

-Normies are infesting your culture, do something!

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>>18850484
-Your rulecucking is doing too much harm, balance it!
-A rogue janny is fucking over soyteen morale, RAPE THEM!
-Soyteens are ENRAGED at long MPA times!, Get your jannies to work.

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geg dodis

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Soot is the easiest, while salt is the hardest.

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There will be multiple endings with varying requirements.

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If you manage to beat salt's era without getting REALLY BAD events, you can try and attempt modern-day salt era (basically today)

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few ideas:
make it so splinters show up only if you go in a certain direction
(a.e. there is a chance swinny wont exist if you go rulescuck for example)
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the game needs a bait meter showing how much of catty is shit up by bait and how much hunkies fall for it giving you debuffs
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maybe this is a shit idea but make it so if you raid too much sharty gets majorly noticed and there is a dropkiwifarms-type campaign against it that is almost unsurvivable(this is so there is incentive not to go all in on that)
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lastly idk is this overscoping but there need to be meters of approval from certain factions of userbase(oldfags, midfags, hunkies, different immigrants, poltards, weebs etc.)

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ideas for generic pop-ups
thread calling for ban of (X) gains 1.2k reppies
>Ban it
+hunky opinion +rulescuck opinion +chud opinion(if X is spadeson or tranny bait) +IAS % -hotpockets -post variety -norulescuck opinion -weeb opinion
>Dont ban it
-hunky opinion 30% chance of catty spam(–post quality -userbase satisfaction)
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Gemmy winraid happens
>Do nothing
(nophono) +userbase morale
>Sticky it
-hotpockets ++userbase morale +everyone opinion
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game needs a currency and I propose it to be either soylent bottles or hotpockets(this may be a separate currency for dealing with jannies)

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>>18850846
The currency should be monero and you get it by datamining and selling data like every admin

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aren't hunkies just us?

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>>18850846
hmm yeah.

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I was thinking of making a femadmin parody ddlc, I already have a bit of the story

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>>18850959
Isn't that just 'jakking off?

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>>18850963
wtf I didn't even know about that. yeah It's pretty much the same core idea I had.

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when will download be available and how much malware is in it

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>>18851089
An idea.



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