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ITT we discuss effortless ways to die because life is hard and we dont want to/cant wageslave and then slowly die of age, forgetting who we were and becoming a caricature version of yourself that shits itself and lost 80% of its life suffering for nothing, creating capital for (((joo)))
>my guess
if you are from usa, buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head. if you are not, join army and repeat the first step. if you are from third world, join ukrainian mercenaries and repeat the first step. granade next to your head may be more effective doe

 â„–18849880[Quote]

DNB thread

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dont ack bruh you gotta at least have kids before you die

 â„–18849900[Quote]

>buy a gun and shoot yourself in the head
>earning enough money to buy a gun
>going to a gun store
>purchasing a gun
>waiting 10 days
>Picking up gun and ammunition
>loading gun
>pulling trigger
too much effort
<joining army
<go to recruitment centre
<answer SNCA recruitment questions
<pass physical
<go to boot camp
<spend weeks in boot camp before getting gun
<obtain gun
<obtain Ammunition
<shoot yourself
too much effort
^join Ukraine army
^register online
^pass physical
^acquire enough money to travel to Ukraine
^travel to Ukraine
^get to frontline
^wait for russians
^die
Too much effort

 â„–18849907[Quote]

dont tranny up the party bro

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>dont ack bruh you gotta at least have kids before you die
why? to make more whites suffer?

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we should shoot up our schools and take as many people as possible before we ack

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>>18849900
as for ukraine, ukraine covers everything and they will hand you the gun soon, you will be able to die fast. as for everything else, it takes time but its really simple and painless. otherwise you have to know a lot about meds and somehow get them, i do not know how and it will be too tiresome. a simple gun is the solution

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>>18849937
i mean if you go for ukraine option just shoot yurself as soon as they give u the gun

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>holding your breath until you suffocate

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glowing thread

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>>18849969
no i just dont know what to do in life, i dont want to suffer at wageslaving for the next 40 years and then become a retard that shits itself. is it really a life worth living?

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>>18849937
hohol foreign legions don't take just anyone, you have to have some military experience at minimum

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>>18849937
Ukraine is the worst, you have to get to ukraine

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>>18850082
>>18850056
snopes? ive seen they recruit literal whos from depth of rural afrikan niggerhell

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up

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>>18850106
even if you are a nigger from niggerhell you have to travel to ukraine

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giggers….

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>>18850219
they will solve this for you i remember, contact them and they will guide you. dont tell them that you plan to kill yourself doe

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If you really want to die get yourself a gun and before.suicide shoot into any group of people you don't like

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>>18850394
im not a hateful person and i dont hate any groups of people, but i just cant handle life

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You're letting the jews win if you kill yourself

Suicide is not a giga

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why nophono can make it worth killing your life

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if you're gonna ACK then at least go out with a bang. maybe a bang outside BLACKEDrock headquarters if you catch mi drift

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>>18850414
as if working for them for the rest of your sentient life is somehow better. they wasted money for my school education and etc, now im 18 and i vvill NOT repay them by becoming a slave

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>>18849854 (OP)
why nophono just do mass shooting against degenerates that deserve it the most

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>>18850106
yes they hire a lot of brazilians and other south americans but that's because they have police, military or paramilitary experience
they won't put your chudcel ass in combat unit, at best you'll be doing civilian and humanitarian work behind lines and any actual combat

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>>18850429
>>18850421
i live in a rulecucked place with no way to get anything of that sort, and i dont care, let them suffer too, if we all just kill themselves then they will have to suffer. they already suffer, just not as much as we are, but if we stop our suffering and kill ourselves they will be forced to wageslave themselves. and they will suffer and kill themselves too



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