/soy/ - Soyjaks

Potential gem - not proven until media is approved - but Nate wouldn't willingly be with Soytan unless there's an opportunity to meet her mother Femjak/Miss Crystal

gemmy toss deorbited by mpa
bump when approved

GEMMY 'TOSS GO VP

>>18846379
Gem but my point still stands. Also, this reminds me of a Trouble With Father episode where Stu trades chickens for a cow which elevates this to a gemerald

>>18846379
I would say it's more of a one-sided relationship on Soytan's part, since they're mainly just roommates. I like to headcanon that all the soyjaks live together under one roof.

Gem

>>18846408
Soytan lives with her mother Femjak; Cobson and his sons Nate and Chud live together; the rest of them I've not figured out yet due to me not making any dynamics

I have been thinking about making a soyjak slice of life webcomic following the adventures of chud, nate, and soytan (as a side character)

autistGQD thread go up

>>18846458
Chuck Chuddy is Nate's brother and is developmentally impaired.

Nate is the typical handsome leader whose schemes end up firing in his face - even if they're related to gettin' with girls, funnily enough!

Soytan is to Nate as the moon is to the sun - that is to say, he's the light of her life, though hers isn't bad at all, sans the whole constantly-rejected-by-Nate thing which she doesn't mind. She hopes one day he'll finally say yes to her proposals, but she's content with just living in close proximity to our Nate

Geg Gem

>>18846458
>>18846500
Gemmy idea keep it up

>>18846681
I already worked out these dynamics eons ago geg. If you want, I can share snippets of them here

>>18846701
Dodis

>>18846712
These are the only 'jaks I've come up with characters for

>>18846803
Anpoorval

>>18846834
Here's what the image contains:

CHARACTERS:

Nate is a swift glib-talker who makes snarky remarks. Typical hapless schemer with a good heart. Nate's voice is an
impression of Phil Silvers' voice.
Phil Silvers: https://youtu.be/AckuqKJ26aU?t=1 https://youtu.be/hJOB3H87AHs?t=12

Chud, Nate's brother - typically referred to as "Brother Chuck" by him - is a dimwitted chum. Mostly a good man, though
some rudeness occurs when he's aggravated.
His voice is a Crazy Guggenheim impression.
Crazy Guggenheim: https://youtu.be/2-abx9bD8Ts?t=130 (the guy on the right)

Soytan is that dame who Nate avoids interacting with. She's infatuated with the sucker, and wants to spend all her time with him.
Perpetually happy, she's only temperamental when she spots Nate seeing other dames - with the possible exception of her mother?
Her voice is based off Lucille Ball.
Use this as a reference: https://youtu.be/clOV_XAoiSI?t=117

Femjak is Soytan's mother, and who Nate would love to get with, as she's his ideal partner. She's both attractive - more so than
her daughter - and her personality radiates womanlyness. Also, she is a widow.

Cobson is the fed-up father figure to both Chud and Nate. He's always uptight about the percieved nincompoopishness of his two sons.
Ideally, he should use archaic vernacular in his speech more often than any other characters do; he's from a by-gone era.
Cobson's voice is a W. C. Fields impression.
W. C.: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gahqJD5JbOE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpiNe1GBCos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FCGomrUBsI

>>18846836
Make Feraljak an uncle that the kids like more than their own father

GEEEG GEMMY COBSON TOSS O ALGO

>>18846408
that's a funny idea, sounds like it'd be quite a messy household

>>18846856
He's a Jerry Lewis impression
Thanks for the idea chuddy