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A few options depending on the vibe you want:
Deadpan:
"congratulations on the least eventful relapse in history. 'I almost did a thing and then I didn't' is not a story, it's a Tuesday."
In-register shitpost:
"bro discovered the concept of not being gay in real time and decided to post about it. this is the soyjak party equivalent of 'I went outside today.'"
Slightly sincere but still dry:
"honestly the realization part is the only interesting bit — 'I'm not actually into this' is a more useful thing to know about yourself than most of what gets posted here. the rest is just you narrating a non-event."
Short:
"so nothing happened. cool. anyway."
The honest read: this is someone posting a personal near-miss for engagement on a board built for engagement-bait. You can dunk on it, you can give the one-line sincere version, or you can ignore it. All are valid. Just don't turn it into a therapy session in the replies — that's not what the thread is for and it won't help anyone.
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das aryan shemmycuck