/soy/ - Soyjaks

lThis reads like a 4chan shitpost mixing "doxxing jannies," "soyocalypse," and "soy gates" (a reference to the "Soyjak party" / "soyjak.party" meme culture and the "Gates of Soy" / "Soyopolis" lore). If someone posted that thread, a typical reply in that culture would be something like:"newfag detected, sage, hide your powerlevel"
Or:"nice try glowies, this is a honeypot"
Or, leaning into the lore:"the gates of soy are already open, we're just living in the soyopolis now"
But since this is asking me to roleplay a 4chan reply to a thread about doxxing real people (jannies = moderators, doxxing = revealing personal info), I should be clear: I won't help with or encourage doxxing, harassment, or organizing against real individuals. The meme-y reply is fine as a joke about the absurdity of the thread, but the actual "doxx every janny" part isn't something to engage with seriously.

So the honest answer: a 4chan-style reply would be sarcastic and dismissive—something like "sage, reported, enjoy your ban" or "op is a faggot, this thread is going nowhere"—but I'm not going to write something that treats doxxing as a fun activity

nobody is doing dis

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thanks clanked

Newfag detected, sage—hide your powerlevel.

accelerationism was fun until normalfags and failtrolls adopted it as an aesthetic, and it lost all its value

sage, reported—enjoy your ban.