I took a shit and the turd slid right past my prostate causing me to blow the most massive load in the toilet

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:46:19 №18833720 [Quote]

I took a shit and the turd slid right past my prostate causing me to blow the most massive load in the toilet

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:50:55 №18833765 [Quote]

I have never reached my prostate when shoving my fingers up my ass

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:51:34 №18833773 [Quote]

>>18833765
I have but it was an accident I swear

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:51:46 №18833777 [Quote]

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Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:51:49 №18833778 [Quote]

>>18833773

How did it feel?

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:52:26 №18833788 [Quote]

>>18833778
A little weird but not bad. I did not coom

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:52:30 №18833789 [Quote]

why do weird shit always happen to neutralplier posters ?

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:53:06 №18833793 [Quote]

>>18833789
The neutral expression in contrast to the vile words is where the humor comes from

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:53:16 №18833796 [Quote]

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>failing nnn because your poop stimulated your prostate causing you to have a hands-free orgasm

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:53:19 №18833797 [Quote]

>>18833788

Even when I barely enter my asshole with my finger I still shake uncontrollably
Do u know what causes this?

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:53:53 №18833806 [Quote]

>>18833789
if you say something completely insane with a straight face like with plier it makes it way more irritating

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:54:18 №18833813 [Quote]

>>18833796
Going in my giggerquote album geg

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:54:49 №18833818 [Quote]

>>18833797
You are meant to be a submissive femboy for massive cock

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 07:57:32 №18833858 [Quote]

>>18833818

True, even if I try to get fat I just look like paul the alien temporarily untill my weight goes back to being a skeleton the next day.

All the fat went to my legs for some reason..

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 08:02:33 №18833891 [Quote]

>>18833796
GEG
>>18833797
GEG GEM

Chud 11/05/26 (Thu) 08:03:31 №18833899 [Quote]

Snopes