/soy/ - Soyjaks

## November

* November 5 - Salt unbans OGD twice despite it already being unbanned. A janny deletes the second announcement for OGD. 340 reppeys argue whether the first announcement was a wordfilter.[962]
* November 7 - A 'teen reposts Soot's 2021 /qa/ obituary with a mod cap. Nusois announce Soot's return. The cap was a CSS bug. IT'S OVER.[963]
* November 9 - Quote posts a fix for the catalog. Salt replies "works on my machine". /soy/ immediately cattywipes itself and /int/ becomes the main board for 43 minutes.[964][965]
* November 11 - On the anniversary of Kuz's Five Board Plan, /suggest/ proposes a ONE BOARD PLAN. Froot counters with 50 boards. Doll proposes closing the site. All three threads get stickied.[966]
* November 13 - Kolyma Dating 2 opens with one chatroom. Every account is named Kuz. It closes after staff cannot determine who owns it.[967]
* November 16 - Root denies being NuAdmin II, who hadn't been mentioned anywhere. NuAdmin II was created six minutes earlier. ROOTBROS WE'RE SO BACK.[968]
* November 18 - Mustard merges SoyBooru and /gem/ tags. The parser classifies every Impjak as a fruit and deletes 12,000 Cobson aliases. The 'ru declares an emergency.[969]
* November 20 - The FIFTH SOYVIL WAR begins when Salt appoints Boot2. Quote insists Boot was his old persona. Boot2 insists he is Quote. Salt insists neither exists.[970][971]
* November 23 - Limeade releases a CABAL RESTORATION PLAN. It's the 2024 Root/NuAdmin proposal with "Froot" replaced by "Salt". Cobblestone protects the wiki page.[972]
* November 27 - /soy2/ and /tdh/ mysteriously return. Doll denies involvement. Quote says they were never deleted properly. Each receives exactly 777 posts.[973]
* November 30 - Salt declares victory. /soy/ redirects to the 2023 Soypocalypse shutdown image. An account named Soot posts "lol" on /qa/. Authenticity disputed.[974]

## December

* December 1 - Board Advent unlocks /admin/, accessible to anyone claiming to be a former owner. 8,004 users gain entry. Jannies close it.[975]
* December 4 - A dormant 2020 Dailyjak script posts one Cobson per second. SoyBooru discovers 99% of its new uploads are the same upside-down Science Lover.[976]
* December 7 - The Dailyjak anniversary editorial announces ADMIN 7. Salt denies resigning, then changes his name to Admin 7 "for a joke".[977]
* December 10 - Froot announces the 50 BOARD PLAN II, containing five boards. Kuz endorses it, then demands credit. Root claims both plans were NuAdmin's.[978]
* December 13 - FNAC 2 releases. The first boss is a 2024 Trust Factor captcha. The only winning move is to close the tab.[979]
* December 16 - On the SoyBooru Crisis anniversary, Doll returns as 'ru admin for twelve minutes, resigns, and gets banned by Mustard, who isn't an admin anymore.[980]
* December 20 - soyjak.earth is restored. Users depict Soot, Kuz, Doll, Froot, Quote and Salt, then replace all six with Nojak. The 2021 Soyvil War restarts in the comments.[981]
* December 24 - Board Advent's final board is /nothing/. It has zero threads and 1,200 reppeys. Someone wins a GET by not posting. Salt calls it the best board.[982]
* December 27 - A Root confession claims NuAdmin II, Boot2, Sodium and the Cabal were one person. Root disputes his own confession. The 'ki locks edits.[983]
* December 31 - Brimstone Winter 2027 begins early. Soot's rules, Kuz's theme, Froot's 50 boards, Quote's Nusoi and Salt's empty staff list all load at once. The owner field reads "Chud". Nobody can change it.[984][985]