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This is how the ancient Egyptians represented neutralplier in their hieroglyphic blogposts. This hieroglyph, called αΈ₯r, means "plier".

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'jak this

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khaby lame sprunki

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What is ancient egyptian for headphones

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'toss

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BUMP THIS SHIT, NIGGA!

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>>18825039
geg you made his beard into his neck but gem

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>>18824923
and stinky

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>>18825039
The gem that saved the dynasty

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>>18825039
Improved v.

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>>18825225
what do we call him

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>>18825263
egyptson/hierogliphicsjak

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>>18825263
ancientjak or something idk I suck at naming soyjaks

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>>18825225
The lapis lazuli that saved the two lands

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>>18825274
Maybe hierojak?

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>>18825225
Tutjak is gonna be a gem.

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>>18825276
i got it… DICKJAK

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>>18825270
good suggestion I think I'm going with that

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add mouth lines doe

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>>18825225
Geeeg that's really gemmy

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please don't let someone ruin our precious tutjak, I love him already

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>>18824636 (OP)
nope computers and windows and ms paint didnt exist yet nice try

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>>18825374
OYYY JARTY ADMIN

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>>18825374
hello salt

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>>18825374
do you like tutjak

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>>18825374
why are you spreading misinformation?
the ancient slovenian aliens from outer space (who later conquered the inside of the earth) gave computers and the internet to the negroes living in egypt before they built their pyramids and tunnels to the center of the earth and invented the white race and whatnot
common knowledge

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>>18825415
schizoGQD

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>>18825374 SALT LISTEN TO >>18825415 XHE'S RIGHT

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>>18825312
gemerald

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>>>18824636 (OP)
>nope computers and windows and ms paint didnt exist yet nice try

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>>18825374
salt spawning out of nowhere.

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>>18825723
he spawned then the site brapped up

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>>18825723
He gets summoned when a new gem is posted
He is a demon and it works like a seal of King Solomon on him

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aspiring archaeologist and egyptologist dropping in to say i love you all, and especially (You) OP so you get some SNCA lore because you just do ok?

the original meaning of this 𓁷 'glyph is to represent a person, a head, or a face, and can be used within the language when written or pronounced to mean words like in, up(on), by, at, to, for, commoner, person, etc

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>>18825757
curse of the pharaoh

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>>18825809
Hieroteen, would one write "tutjak" as "π“π“…±π“π“†“π“„Ώπ“Ž‘"?

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>>18825809
SECA that I care about

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>>18825312
one of many gem 2026 nuvariants

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>>18825918
i'm so glad you asked, but the answer is realistically likely not

due to the americanification of trying to shove egyptian phonetics and their associated pictographic counterparts into a system that we can butcher, if we tried to communicate with them they would be gegging and calling all of us ESL before throwing stones for being foreigners without trade

even calling it tutjak is kind of like saying "trumpjak" since tut ruled long after the establishment of the 'glyph, but surface level knowledge of egyptology is that tut was this big glorious nigga who did it all, when in reality he was an inbred soylent monstrosity with a bunch of diseases before dying at 18 and ruling since childhood

SNCA rambling aside, if you wanna say tutjak properly? it would be kind of like a layered pun, as a jak is the transformation of a person into a jak, so…the glyph on its own is kind of destined to be something complicated, like it's better off just being said as the head facing forward glyph, or maybe two of them next to eachother? i swear there's a way of saying this all better but this isn't something anyone has ever really discussed before until now, bare with me it's all very autistic i know

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>>18826403
Gemerald, thanks for the explanation 'teen, this is gemmy SECA

I made this with ESL hieroglyphs so it's probably wrong but if one looks up each symbol one by one they can probably find out what it's roughly meant to say (it's the same text as the original well known 'jak anyway)

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>>18826702
what are ESL hieroglyphs saar

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>>18826941
Like regular egyptian hieroglyphs but be write to ESL writing patterns is (i.e. not written with the proper syntax a native egyptian would've probably written it in)

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>>18826972
we have to go back to libya and canaan

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ancient cobson killer

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>>18825374
attention whore

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>>18826702
Someone post this on the 'ru

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>>18824636 (OP)
>no one’s pointed out how much he resembles Obama



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