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>>18817329 (OP)
>be me
>its 2042
>wake up to the loud horn blast pronouncing the words "Total Chud Death" of government-aided trucks.
>its 6:23 AM , waking up late is a chud activity
>get out of my bed before the government camera glued to my wall is awoken to check if im awake
>scurry out of my room full of trans and zoophile flags gifted by the government
>prepare a matcha coffe after completing 12 captchas on the digital control panel
>watch a isis-esque execution video where multiple bald men with glasses are decapitated
>the executers wield MAP flags
>my coffe machine makes my macha coffe while blasting a horrific screech
>i scurry back to my room
>yesterday i went to the government unemployment office to be assigned a job for the next 2 months
>"Fact spreader"
>I turn on my old 90's Windows computer
>New models have been outlawed to evoke feeling of nostalgia with retro visuals
>The computer backdrop is frutiger aereo
>Everything must be frutiger-aero styled
>Whilst the computer loudly and excrutiatingly slowly turns on the government camera does too , loudly turning towards me with a metalic screech
>I scurry through internet archives on my computer
>I edit anything that speaks against the governments "SexEd" values
>Then i assure any trace of the true archive is gone forever
>I start my 15minute break
>I put on my fursuit and enter a discord furry roleplay server
>I turn my webcam on and go into a groupchat
>Bash my goonstick to furry sex
>Whilst im shaking hands with the milkman my break ends
>my computer immediately switches back to internet archives
>"BREAK IS OVER" announces the government camera, did i mentuon that it speaks?
> work day finishes
>I collapse into my bed
>My bones are too brittle and weak to dare try get up and make dinner
>I succumb to my tiredness and fall asleep

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>OP is glad to not be a chud

 â„–18817868[Quote]

gem

 â„–18817896[Quote]

life not worth living

 â„–18817902[Quote]

its over

 â„–18818206[Quote]

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Can I gigaquote this?

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>be me
>its 2042
>wake up to the loud horn blast pronouncing the words "Total Chud Death" of government-aided trucks.
>its 6:23 AM , waking up late is a chud activity
>get out of my bed before the government camera glued to my wall is awoken to check if im awake
>scurry out of my room full of trans and zoophile flags gifted by the government
>prepare a matcha coffe after completing 12 captchas on the digital control panel
>watch a isis-esque execution video where multiple bald men with glasses are decapitated
>the executers wield MAP flags
>my coffe machine makes my macha coffe while blasting a horrific screech
>i scurry back to my room
>yesterday i went to the government unemployment office to be assigned a job for the next 2 months
>"Fact spreader"
>I turn on my old 90's Windows computer
>New models have been outlawed to evoke feeling of nostalgia with retro visuals
>The computer backdrop is frutiger aereo
>Everything must be frutiger-aero styled
>Whilst the computer loudly and excrutiatingly slowly turns on the government camera does too , loudly turning towards me with a metalic screech
>I scurry through internet archives on my computer
>I edit anything that speaks against the governments "SexEd" values
>Then i assure any trace of the true archive is gone forever
>I start my 15minute break
>I put on my fursuit and enter a discord furry roleplay server
>I turn my webcam on and go into a groupchat
>Bash my goonstick to furry sex
>Whilst im shaking hands with the milkman my break ends
>my computer immediately switches back to internet archives
>"BREAK IS OVER" announces the government camera, did i mentuon that it speaks?
> work day finishes
>I collapse into my bed
>My bones are too brittle and weak to dare try get up and make dinner
>I succumb to my tiredness and fall asleep



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