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tonight i will kill myself, the reason for this being years of loneliness and rejection from people. i never had a gf, never went to parties, never made any happy memories, etc. just wasted my days in my room.
>livestream it
no i dont want to be laughed at any more
>how will you do it
i will hang myself with my belt connected to a sturdy thing in my room
thanks for being my friends guys and all the laughs and good times over the years, this site was genuinely one of the only things that brought me happiness.

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>no live stream
FAKE AND GAY

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>Words words words
The left cant meme

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>being poop

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YOOO YOU CAN NOW SAY YOU CAN KYS HERE! DIDN'T KNOW THAT! CRAZY, AMIRITE?

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don't do this bro

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>>18806014
i already made up my mind for weeks

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>>18806032
i already said why read my op

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Please don't do it. You have us. We're you're friends

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>>18806035
but if you kill yourself you won't be able to go on the sharty anymore

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Pics of noose or fake

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>>18806041
its all brimstone nowadays anyway. theres literally a loli thread up rn

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gta 6 is out in a whopping 30 days retard

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>>18806066
actual soyboy using the sharty GEG

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>>18806061
but there are still some good posts and you can just hide the bad ones

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>>18806066
>muh gta 6
STOP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT. IT'S CORPORATE GOYSLOP MADE BY (((THEM))) TO BRAINWASH NORMGROIDS. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

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Please do a long way down

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If you're genuinely considering it, try doing some crazy shit you wouldn't have done before (I am not talking about being a terrorist, rather go travel the world and shieet)

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RIP. I'm sorry.

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> I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.

> I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.


> I know what you're probably thinking. Military is war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.


> It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.


> And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.


> Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.


> If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did.


>When you think about it, iran is basically the jarty. Now hear me out: Iranians are brown, and iran's age of consent is 13. (DOCTOOSSS) Be an aryan warrior, and fight for the USA and the sharty. Join today: goarmy.com

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>>18806071
>being a bald bearded man with glasses

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>>18806074
Don't care. Still got my ultimate edition pre order.

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livestream it NOW

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>>18805960 (OP)
can you send me all your money

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>>18806066
not OP but I'm watching GTA Series Videos rather than consolefagging

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can i rape your dead body op

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Op is soft as baby shit and attention whoring because his parents failed him did i mention that my content is better

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>i will hang myself with my belt
what if it fails saar

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>>18805960 (OP)
buy a proper rope lazy as fuck nigger you'll just cripple yourself for life

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It's a no-brainer. Really.

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>>18806130
>>18805960 (OP)
can't believe I have to spoonfeed you this

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Join the army, son.

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op just get the fuck out of the shartee and go frolic in /lgbt/ for a while with the other qt depressed twinks

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alright saars I think OP fucking died

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>>18805960 (OP)
Can I have your accounts and shit if you're gonna be dead anyway like steam and stuff

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Saars I think he's fucking deead

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>op in 10 weeks

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OP now

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OP is fucking dead JSID

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> i never had a gf, never went to parties, never made any happy memories, etc. just wasted my days in my room.
>i will now prevent this from ever changing permanently

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>>18806266
> i never had a gf, never went to parties,
das giga doe

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>tonight i will kill myself, the reason for this being years of loneliness and rejection from people. i never had a gf, never went to parties, never made any happy memories, etc. just wasted my days in my room.
>>livestream it
>no i dont want to be laughed at any more
>>how will you do it
>i will hang myself with my belt connected to a sturdy thing in my room
>thanks for being my friends guys and all the laughs and good times over the years, this site was genuinely one of the only things that brought me happiness.

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nigga I never had a GF ever and now i'm investing in stocks

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>>18806286
Shutting it down won't even help atp

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>>18806286
>investing in stocks to obtain a gf

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dont kill yourself to save the white race

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<3

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>OP

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don't do it

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>OP

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OP is not responding to any reppey here he's fucking dead nusois

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OP is with tung now

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>>18806319
Bold move assuming OP is white

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>>18806350
i es el

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>OP is with tung now
<Flood detected

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why doe op

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saars OP is dead and with tung now >>18806358
hence he's not responding to any reppeys

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OP is fine and went to do something else because no proof therefore did not happen

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>>18806397
Xhis mumma made him get his fat ass up and clean shit stains from the toilet bowl

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idk but im stealing picrel

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Ik its probably fake and a reppy farm, but if youre really willing to end it all, why not uproot your whole life? Leave your friends and family behind and go across the country, buy a one way ticket to a third world shithole with nice weather, attack a random jew/jeet/nigger on the street, join the africa corps and kill niggers for a living, etc. If youre going to abandon everything and everyone you have and kill yourself, why not at least try to have fun first until you get arrested/run out of money/get killed?

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>>18806435
>go to africa
>get eaten by lion

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>>18806443
you could buy a gun there for the price of a hotdog and kill yourself if a lion does attack you to spare yourself the pain
also if youre too skinnyfat and dysgenic for the africa corps you could also join a jihadist cell in africa

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>>18806486
they would just kidnap him and take him as a hostage for being white

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maybe do the walter white thing, he didnt kill himself when his life sucked

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>>18806503
and cut his head off on video

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>>18806509
xey would take anyone willing to shoot at niggers for their cause, theres plenty of examples of western jihadists

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do it tomorrow, just wait one day

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dont do it OP im also over-reliant on the shardy to keep myself from killing since my life is so bad, somtimes i get drunk and look for cables and ropes to hang myself with but i never get to the part where i start tying to the noose. just know after all were all going to die anyway you could miss out on something i've found that some games are fun to play ive been playing shellcore command and the binding of isaac. the sharty isnt the same anymore and being on it 24/7 is bad but there is other things on the internet that are fun to do im still addicted to this website but i am slowly learning to do other things. i will start applying to jobs soon i think i will work for UPS as a seasonal helper since its christmas they will hire just about anyone since their desperate for manpower for X-mas. you'll be let go after a month or if you want you can stay and make a career out of it if you made a good impression. you'll have lots of money to upgrade your pc buy things for your room and get new games so you can socialize outside of the sherdy playing games with people



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