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post random stories from your life

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One time my so called friend found a bottle full of yellow liquid in the school toilets and he sprayed it on me and I smelt of piss for the whole day

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When i was little i was scared to go to the bathroom at night because i thought slenderman would get me so i peed and pooped in the corner of my room instead

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me and the boys in middle school gang raped our english teacher
the police couldnt charge us and the teacher commit suicide

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i fell of from a bike and broke my arm

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I took 7 grams of meth and ended up in mental hospital and they stuck a rod down my urethra and made me piss out of it

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So I'm in a restaurant everyone at the table, things seem like they moving in the right direction, everyone feels like this might be the moment, everything is doing great, but this woman enters the restaurant, and walks up to the table we're sitting at, and literally grabs my genitals, subsequently she sits at another table and everyone stops talking, we literally get up and walk out, don't eat any of the food, don't pay for anything it's over, but she's still in that restaurant that was her entire day.

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I like collecting videogames and what not. I bought a 3ds around 2020 and I would leave it in the freezer. I didn't know that would break it and I ended up ruining the top screen

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I knew this one guy, we called him Buddy. I always greeted him with "Hey Buddy" one day he told me to stop doing it, I agreed and when we parted I said to him "Goodbye Buddy" and chuckled.

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doll molested me while self inserting as a baby

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I never stole anything, or at least ai don't remember if I did but people I knew bragged about stealing some cheap garbage like niggers. One time, my friend and his friends stole some booze, but it was cool.

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i shat myself in 5th grade. still trying to gain back my aura points until this day

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I almost fell from open window when I was w kid, I would be dead.

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iwas molested by my aunt but i never told anyone and neither did she. i think it fucked me up pretty badly because i was like 5 or 6 i used to be a porn addict in my early teenage years but joining the sharty kinda helped unironically, since i joined after seeing the'oonclown 'ox and thought oh i wouldnt wanna end up like that.

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I pisses in the floor while waiting to get picked up from school in kinder because I was shy to ask to use the restroom so when u left there was juts a puddle of piss on the ground



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