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what if we formed a militia

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Nobody would show up because soycucks are cowards

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That would be retarded and very glowpilled.

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what for doe?

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What if we called it this?

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i don't think the world needs a militia of porn and troon addicted teenagers

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it will be a group of 20 people that get caught by the feds and then hung before anything happened

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>joining the bald man with glasses militia

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what if we went back in time and ACKed king charles iii of spain

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>>18798037
literal who

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>>18798021
He's not talking about your hellhole website, jeetape.

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And what if we use this militia to take over noth sentinel island

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>>18798047
good idea

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Well I doubt anyone here has combat experience, or even good physique, so it would be shit

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>noodle arms cuckold militia

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>>18798047
North Soy Island will be achieved

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If it's gonna be some white supremacy terrorists shit, I'm out I don't want troubles with the CIA.

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>>18798069
We just take over places where the people are too weak to do anything

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i would join genuinely i would be willing to go to combat and everything

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>>18798090
Well if we take North Sentinel Island for example, there is nothing of value there

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iirc DOLL served in the military

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>>18798099
no you wouldnt caca

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>>18798090
Example

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>>18798108
Nigger you will get killed by the inhabitants

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>>18798122
Micronations, especially that one oil rig for example

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>>18798125
Well we would slaughter them, no?

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We could probably beat sealand in a war

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>>18798108
will the jeet gouvernement allow us though?

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>>18798090
>getting invaded by people from bald man with glasses website

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If we did this wed officially have surpassed 4cuck and cemented our place in the world as the most real of all imageboards, but cacas would never, they can't even wash their dishes

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>>18798135
Well we could probably invade them fast without them knowing but after that they would probably send one jeet ship and completely destroy our heckin' militia

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It's probably feasible with modern weapons vs spears n sheeit

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>>18798108
even a small detachment of decently equipped soyteens with ample supplies landing on small boats could easily take over north sentinel if we planned well beforehand
>>18798116
yes i fucking would im basically suicidal already so dying fighting for the sharty along with other soyteens would be kino

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What would dis operation be called though

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>>18798150
OPERATION: RISE OF SOY

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>>18798148
>yes i fucking would im basically suicidal already so dying fighting for the sharty along with other soyteens would be kino
nobody wants a suicidal soldier anywhere near them in war

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I will make a militia to kill 'CordsonBRAPS.

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The average soyteen IQ is like 110 because autism and the average island inhabiting nigger IQ is like 60

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once we have wiped out the natives we can set up deep interconnected tunnel networks to make an indian invasion hell, also i propose our weapon of choice to be something with light ammunition as opposed to rifles as we dont know how many savages there will be on the island

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what if we go to space and invade primitive planets

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This is the one thing even 4cuck never achieved, thinking nuclitties can do it is delusional

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>>18798172
Ok first of all how are we gonna reach north sentinel island?

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the far right militia known as snarky snappy

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>>18798165
How many soiteens can actually hunt and make use of nature to feed themselves, cook and butcher, skin and store animal produce? The nigger natives know, soiteens though? I dont know

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>>18798174
If the sharty is the first group to land on mars I will castrate myself live on a thread

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>>18798181
small boats in the dead of night, 20 men equipped with night and thermal vision devices

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>>18798188
Do an easier goal, going to mars wont happen

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derailing third world swarthy nigger woke up

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>>18798194
good thing is that north sentinel island is SNCA enough that it will not be noticed for a while if all the niggers were gone

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>>18798212
filter and ignore

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geg the sentinelese are trying to derail

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And now the thread's getting shit up by a random spam sperg. Can't even hide the shit either because they're using embeds.

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What if we painted ourselves vantablack and posed as niggers after invading the island

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>>18798214
yeah. if we landed unnoticed theres a good chance we could remain concealed for weeks while we set up

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>>18798224
filter post+

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>>18798224
Filter by post

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>>18798187
force the niggers into slavery

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>>18798226
Geg dodis

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gemerald

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Lets make soyjak island like reddit island

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do you guys think we should spare and take as many hostage as we can to negotiate with india instead of just wiping them out

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>Hiring jeets from Allindiachat to act as a personal army and invade sentinel island

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>>18798278
i think doing that will attract unwanted attention

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>>18798291
geggy idea,just give them smuggled guns and gear from pakistan

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>>18798278
They would kill as the moment we hand them those nigger aborigens

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Purchase 1,000,000 tons of soap and dump it in the ocean around the island to prevent indian boats from coming to kill us

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>>18798316
it could delay the invasion while we set up our defense though

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>>18798336
It would kill all local sea life but it'd be worth it

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for an invasion i think we will need a help of an arms dealer

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>Purchase 1,000,000 tons of soap and dump it in the ocean around the island to prevent indian boats from coming to kill us

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the militia of bald dudes with glasses

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>>18798365
even a few hundred decently equipped men with tunnel networks in the jungle could defend quite well and make an invasion hell

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>>18798347
Well realistically no matter how many time we have even if all sharty population (about 5000 pipo), which won't happen It'll be lucky if even 50 came we would stand no chance against bharat

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>>18798385
vietnam ahh

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invade reddit island

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where is reddit island anyways

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>>18798449
It doesn't exist plebbitors got scammed

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i just went on plebbit to look this up and saw nigger coal
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We could also take over one of the random thrembillion islands in northern canada if we can't get north sentient under our control

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>>18798487
Well they are even less valuable than NSI

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>>18798478
TOTAL 'CORDSONBRAPS DEATH
Kill 'CordsonBRAPS. Behead 'CordsonBRAPS. Roundhouse kick 'CordsonBRAPS into the concrete. Slam dunk 'CordsonBRAPS baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy 'CordsonBRAPS. Defecate in 'CordsonBRAPS' food. Launch 'CordsonBRAPS into the sun. Stir fry 'CordsonBRAPS in a wok. Toss 'CordsonBRAPS into active volcanoes. Urinate into 'CordsonBRAPS' gas tank. Judo throw 'CordsonBRAPS into a wood chipper. Twist 'CordsonBRAPS' heads off. Report 'CordsonBRAPS to the IRS. Karate chop 'CordsonBRAPS in half. Curb stomp pregnant black 'CordsonBRAPS. Trap 'CordsonBRAPS in quicksand. Crush 'CordsonBRAPS in the trash compactor. Liquefy 'CordsonBRAPS in a vat of acid. Eat 'CordsonBRAPS. Dissect 'CordsonBRAPS. Exterminate 'CordsonBRAPS in the gas chamber. Stomp 'CordsonBRAPS skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate 'CordsonBRAPS in the oven. Lobotomize 'CordsonBRAPS. Mandatory abortions for 'CordsonBRAPS. Grind 'CordsonBRAPS fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown 'CordsonBRAPS in fried chicken grease. Vaporize 'CordsonBRAPS with a ray gun. Kick old 'CordsonBRAPS down the stairs. Feed 'CordsonBRAPS to alligators. Slice 'CordsonBRAPS with a katana.

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>>18798487
good idea since nobody goes there

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fed

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I think it would be better to participate as mercenaries in some african civil war, or even as a separate side and get some snca african country under 'teen control

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>>18798504
well we could take more than one i guess

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>The Pitcairn Islanders are descended primarily from nine British HMS Bounty mutineers and twelve Tahitian women. In 2023, the territory had a permanent population of 35,
>They hold elections
We could get like 50 soyteens to overpower their government and establish military control without even having to shoot niggers and then we can establish a base of arms for le operacione or however the plebbit post is done

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>>18798543
good idea

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>>18798543
ask soot or salt to go there then we all vote

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>>18798543
>taking over some snca place for bald men with glasses website

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>>18798543
>henderson
geg

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>>18798543
>Oyyyyyy

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>>18798781
Holy fuck it's the jarty island

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>>18798781
that place deserves to be invaded

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>>18798781
We need to do a moral crusade and kill all niggers on that island

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We have to colonise jarty island and execute all of them

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We would make a horrible militia

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I might start running around naked

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>>18798894
get the jarty islands has
>Tau tama

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It's one fine day to be nude

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>>18798907
and henderson

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i made something for dis



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