/soy/ - Soyjaks

Heya Tom it's Bob, from the office down the hall.
Good see you buddy, how you've been.
Things have been ok for me, except that im a zombie now.
I really wish you'd let us in.
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand.
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands.
Buts here's an FYI….
You're ALL GONNA DIE SCREAMING!