>literally who foid follows me>apparently when I followed some foid I knew in HS>past midnight playing halo>open instagram to scroll a bit>she calls>decline>I send her a "?" since our conv is empty>she calls me again>I close instagram in my

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Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:23:48 №18793637 [Quote]

>literally who foid follows me
>apparently when I followed some foid I knew in HS
>past midnight playing halo
>open instagram to scroll a bit
>she calls
>decline
>I send her a "?" since our conv is empty
>she calls me again
>I close instagram in my browser

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:24:13 №18793640 [Quote]

she wanted to fuck you retard

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:25:03 №18793648 [Quote]

>>18793640
sounds like some literally who scammer o algo.
besides its very late and I don't want to call anyone

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:25:43 №18793653 [Quote]

>>18793648
protip: next time a foid does that just send her a dick pic
it will get that bitch wet

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:26:53 №18793663 [Quote]

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>>18793653

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:28:17 №18793676 [Quote]

>>18793663
virgin alert!!!
don't tell me you never made a whore so horny she begged to jump on your dick

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:29:48 №18793688 [Quote]

>>18793676
I hate to tell you man but that was an indian man behind the screen

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:30:35 №18793696 [Quote]

>>18793688
i mean in real life bro… the whole point is to stick your dick in a vagina. not masturbate to letters on the screen….

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:30:46 №18793699 [Quote]

>>18793688
dubs of trvth, it was painslut

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:31:42 №18793707 [Quote]

>>18793696
I hate to tell you man but that was a 2'5" indian man in a hyperrealistic foid costume

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:32:25 №18793712 [Quote]

>>18793707
just say the nigger claiming this right now is lying

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:32:53 №18793715 [Quote]

>>18793712
>incels seriously can't comprehend people actually have sex in the real world
geg

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:32:57 №18793717 [Quote]

>>18793712
I hate to tell you man but he is an indian man behind the screen

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:20 №18793723 [Quote]

>>18793715
I hate to tell you man but incels are 2'5" indian men in a hyperrealistic chud constume made to bait everyene

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:33:38 №18793727 [Quote]

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>>18793715
>people don't have sex in the real world

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:34:32 №18793733 [Quote]

>>18793723
it was funny when you said it the first time desu but now your dragging it senpai

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:35:01 №18793738 [Quote]

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>>>18793723
>it was funny when you said it the first time desu but now your dragging it senpai

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:35:22 №18793741 [Quote]

>>18793733
I hate to tell you man but I'm an indian man behind the screen

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:36:12 №18793753 [Quote]

>>18793741
I hate to tell you man but that guy that just posted "I hate to tell you man but incels are 2'5" indian men in a hyperrealistic chud constume made to bait everyene" was a 2'5" indian man behind the screen

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:36:36 №18793758 [Quote]

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I have 2 stories like dis
>SISA lab partner asks to get coffee
<I don't like coffee, sorry
>A few weeks later asks if she could come to my dorm so we could study
<Sorry I prefer studying alone
>bombs the final and barely pass
second one was is highschool
>Freshman year
>I started going out with this girl but i didn't really see it as dating
>eating lunch outside
>she hugs me and says I'm cold
<it's 65 degrees how are you cold
there are probably others instances of this happening to me but i'm too much of a sperg to understand when someone is flirting with me or not unless my friends tell me or remembering it years later

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:36:42 №18793760 [Quote]

>>18793753
I hate to tell you man but we're raping you

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:38:00 №18793774 [Quote]

>>18793758
geg, similar things happen to me but most of the times I am not 100% into her so it's fine

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:38:16 №18793780 [Quote]

>>18793760
NOT wholesomerino. Downdoot!!!!!!

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:38:47 №18793791 [Quote]

>>18793758
I hate to tell you man but those were the same 2'5" indian men in hyperrealistic foid costumes

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:39:10 №18793798 [Quote]

>>18793791
fuucccckkkk I guess I dodged a bullet

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:40:16 №18793807 [Quote]

Bro this one time i went clubbing with my buddies in colombia and like all of us started chanting "como se dice im tryna FUH!" and like the whole club joined in it was so funny bruh you had to be there

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:41:27 №18793825 [Quote]

>>18793807
and Marlon was there and he stole my gf right in front of me but i lowk didn't care and was actually rooting for him

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:44:42 №18793843 [Quote]

>>18793676
Reminds me of a funny story haha. Once I was at a bar and I saw this girl who I guess was kind of cute or something, so I walked over to her and bit my lip, slicked my hair back, and said "Hey baby girl, you trying to get down?" She immediately moaned out and got wet immediately. I was a bit taken aback but played it off cool, sometimes I don't know my own charisma. I immediately said "Come on, baby girl, let's go." We had sex all night, and people still talk about that night, when I walked in with my pure aura and stole that chick from, like, maybe her boyfriend. I'm considered something of a legend lol

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:45:44 №18793860 [Quote]

>>18793843
This shit never ever happened

Chud 11/03/26 (Tue) 00:48:16 №18793897 [Quote]

>>18793843
nu 'pasta