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 â„–18791490[Quote]

>being a straight, white, male, average body, gym-going, not a friendless loser or unemployed bum, hasn't gooned in months, has hobbies and career prospects, loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many, with no paraphilias, no other co-morbidities and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

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being a straight, white, male, average body, gym-going, not a friendless loser or unemployed bum, hasn't gooned in months, has hobbies and career prospects, loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many, with no paraphilias, no other co-morbidities and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

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>>18791490 (OP)
Giga

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>being a gay, black, female, obese, gym-avoiding, friendless loser and unemployed bum, goon addicted, no hobbies or career prospects, hating mother who was fu.c.ked by many, with a bunch of paraphilias, and other co-morbidities and an unfaithful atheist on the sharty in 2026

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>going to the gym

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>>18791716
Fat lazy faggot

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>>>18791716
>Fat lazy faggot

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>>18791490 (OP)
This is all normal except the no gooning part. 99% of normalfags masturbate sometimes.

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you had me until the point where it said
>and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

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>>18791842
I don't like at all

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>>18791843
You can't have x without y

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>>18791862
you might be low test or something

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>>18791893
I do get hard and I do get wet dreams

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I just don't ejaculate willingly

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>>going to the gym

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And I have morning wood very often

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>being a straight, white, male, average body, gym-going, not a friendless loser or unemployed bum, hasn't gooned in months, has hobbies and career prospects, loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many, with no paraphilias, no other co-morbidities and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

 â„–18791930[Quote]

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>>being a straight, white, male, average body, gym-going, not a friendless loser or unemployed bum, hasn't gooned in months, has hobbies and career prospects, loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many, with no paraphilias, no other co-morbidities and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

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>>18791893
i goon every hour, does that mean am masculine?

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 â„–18791947[Quote]

>straight
this is good
>white
thats good too for the sharty. i know some geggy brapzilian, asian posters etc but most of the annoying retards are brown
>average body
an average body in 2026 is bad, but i get what you mean
>gym-going
gayest trend of the century, zoomers are faggots
>not a friendless loser
it's good to have friends
>unemployed bum
no shame. if you have a good welfare system and you dont have to work, go for it
>has hobbies
snca. if there's something you enjoy its good, but there's nothing wrong with just living without doing much either
>career prospects
snca goyim shit
>loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many
great
>with no paraphilias
yes, a clean mind. very nice
>no other co-morbidities
im ESL from europe, i dont know what that word means and im too lazy to look it up
>an actual faithful christian
it's a good religion, but most dont practice it correctly anymore, i dont really care
>on the sharty in 2026
if you enjoy it, why not

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>>18791947
If you can't go to the gym just admit you can't get yourself too
Living off benefits is such an Islam-coded thing to do
And by career prospects I meant a clear path in life

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>>18791970
Why would i go to the gym? Good-looking people never go there because they dont have to
Idk what that means, you're just getting your freedom back
ok i understand the 3rd point and agree

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>>18792014
So you have muscle and you can live independently when you are old and can get up off a chair by yourself
And you don't even need to look like a body builder

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>>18792051
Athletes live very short lifes and have many issues with their joints and kness and back if they make it to 50, gyms are a scam

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All super-centarians are sedentary gigas

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>>18792073
Retard you don't need to be an athlete you only need to work out
You do realise if you live a sedentary life by 30 your bone density will drop and your muscles will literally disappear
You'll be an immobile faggot who can't wipe his own ass because you were a lazy nigger while young

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>>18792113
All nonsense religious beliefs

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>>18792121
See you in the nursing home faggot

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>>18792141
Be a good goy and destroy your body in the gym, the media said its good for you

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>>18791939
No but your test levels are probably fine

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>>18792148
Be a gooder goy and bedrot

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>>18791903
So you mean to say that you rape yourself in your sleep?

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>>18791947
>gayest trend of the century, zoomers are faggots
You're retarded. People in their natural state are very active moving and lifting things constantly. However now we're forced to live unnatural lives working in offices. You need to lift weights to compensate for this.

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>>18792182
Yes I will comfortably sit in my throne and live to 130 while you force yourself to lift metal like a slave everyday because the jews said so, now bring me some grapes

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>>18792192
Are you mentally deficient?

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>>18792208
There are still hunter gatherers in many places and ive never seen them in a jungle gym

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>>18792014
>Good-looking people never go there because they dont have to
This isn't true at all kek, if anything I think there's a correlation between inherit attractiveness and going to the gym

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KEEEEEEEEEEK LOOK AT THESE SEETHING ZOOMER CLITTIES

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I'm a straight white religious male but I have a femdom fetish am I cooked

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Cuck

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>>18792238
Literal fat shitlennial soyboy against the gym kek

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>>18792253
To be fair I'm like you but I like older girls (not hags but like 3-4 years older) now but not femdom I used to fluctuate a lot between femdom and normal dom when I was still gooning

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>>18792284
Gym culture has only been popular for about 10 years, do you know why? Because zoomers are the most underdeveloped, recessed generation in history and they have to cope for their shitty bones with bloated muscles. thats why they hope on roids and ACK keeeek

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>>18792327
And now that we try to get better it's still our fault kill yourself old faggot rot in hell nigger

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>>18791490 (OP)
>larping as a straight, white, male, average body, gym-going, not a friendless loser or unemployed bum, hasn't gooned in months, has hobbies and career prospects, loving mother who wasn't fu.c.ked by many, with no paraphilias, no other co-morbidities and an actual faithful Christian on the sharty in 2026

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>>18792327
It's cause most guys in previous generations are fat blobs of lard which zoomers saw and were disgusted by

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>>18792376
Branigger projection



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