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 №18791468[Quote]

From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil

Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One..

Yet still, they rejected him…

Why?

Because he was more powerful than them

Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny

Instead they:

-forbid him to reproduce

-allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people”

-watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate

-traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect

They got what they deserved.

Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader

 №18791491[Quote]


dirty pooner hands went into writing this bullshit

 №18791540[Quote]

i never watched star wars should i watch it

 №18792428[Quote]

>>18791540
If you do, you should watch the first six movies in their chronological order (Episodes as they're titled)

The Disney movies and shows are cancer however. Some might be passable in quality, but they're a shadow of what George Lucus's Star Wars established.

 №18792434[Quote]

snca for soys

 №18792436[Quote]

I watched all 6 original movies. Soy Wars with the shitty Mary Sue OC "Rey Palpatine" lost

 №18792440[Quote]

>>18792428
The original movies were also trash

 №18792444[Quote]

The Jedi are the "good men doing nothing (for like a thousand years)" kind of bad. Anakin also became bad, just a different kind of bad.



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