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Today was the first day of no nut november and guess what this morning i literally fucking came in my sleep. My shorts were covered in man bazooka juice and i couldnt believe it. I lost this shit by doing nothing bro you cant have shit nice and easy. Sometimes you just have to accept that life is unfair to those who do no wrong

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Sorry I did that it was an accident

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geg this is the worst thing to happen to anyone

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Nigga who was you fucking on

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>>18776708
What about the holocaust?

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>>18776708
Right i dont have to be fucking reminded of that. I am a fucking loser nigga i had a wet dream and jizzed all over myself

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>>18776716
No one because im a virgin

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You probably havent gooned in a long time

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>>18776736
In your dream you knob

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>>18776737
Well i had been absent for a few weeks
>>18776752
No nigga i had a wet dream and then when i woke up i had cum smothered all over myself my bed and my clothes

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inb4 this nigga says hes cucked by never remembering his dreams

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>>18776768
What the fuck happened in your dream nigger

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>>18776675 (OP)
chill, no problem it normal, natural and it's called "Nocturnal emission"

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Why should it matter if it wasn’t on purpose?

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thats why I stopped doing nofap, randomly waking up with dirty underwear is annoying. Sometimes even in dreams I tried to avoid coming geg

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according to the rules cumming in your sleep doesn't count

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>>18776780
I think i was at a gathering of some sort and i went to a bedroom before seeing one of those female clothing shop dolls that they use to demonstrate how said clothes would look like on someone except it was completely naked and in a bed. Its ass and breasts were also big and next thing i know im completely smothering my lips all over it and then i notice it had a hole on where its vagina would be. So being the freaky nigger that i am i decide to stick my dick inside of it and thrust very slowly 4 times before feeling myself cum and then i looked at the bed it was all covered in jizz every single fucking inch of it was covered in cum. Sperm sex juice and shit. And then i woke up and i had cum all over my pelvis and lower stomach

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>>18776810
>>18776797
It doesnt matter bro because i pledged to myself not to cum for the entire month of november

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>>18776884
whatever your promise

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>>18776844
you will always be cucked by the reality of plastic you will never have sex with female clothing shop dolls GEG

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man why cant i have wet dreams too

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i have never gotten a wet dream in entire life

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>Today was the first day of no nut november and guess what this morning i literally fucking came in my sleep. My shorts were covered in man bazooka juice and i couldnt believe it. I lost this shit by doing nothing bro you cant have shit nice and easy. Sometimes you just have to accept that life is unfair to those who do no wrong

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>>18776906
I dont even like plastic dolls you dumb nigger its a fucking dream anything can fucking happen

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>>18776884
your subconscious didn't pledge

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>>18776912
you literally just need to not masturbate for a few weeks

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>>18776926
i have never masturbated in my life either

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everytime i get a boner i just bite my tongue really hard

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>>18776921
nigger that just isn't true your dreams are constructed by your brain where did you think that came from?? what are you even talking about how are you this delusional you can cope this much???

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to be honest now that i think about it i dont even dream that much in my sleep

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>>18776884
its nearly impossible including naturally thats why it doesn't count

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this means you're healthy
also wet dreams don't really count just don't goon

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most of my nights are dreamless

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i have never jerked off, watched porn or had a sexual thought before all i think about is killing insects

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>>18776926
ok good to know

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>>18776960
same thing but when i do have dreams they are the weirdest shit of all time

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for 'physical control', what i see is your guys problem, in my experience i increased it by doing a lot of squats, so if you fuck you thighs(muscles) probably you end with a stronger 'mind'? idk

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>>18776979
will i stop dreaming about clothing shop dolls?

 β„–18776992[Quote]

No, wet dreams do not count as failing No Nut November
Wet dreams (nocturnal emissions) happen while you are asleep. You cannot control or prevent them, so they do not break the rules of the challenge.
NNN is about building self-control and avoiding voluntary actions like masturbation, porn, or partnered sex. A wet dream is just a natural way your body regulates itself.
General Consensus: The vast majority of participants and communities agree that a wet dream is not a relapse.

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>>18776946
There was this other wet dream i had a few months ago where i sticked my penis inside of my fan while it was running. And if we flee from the topic of wet dreams i once dreamnt that i was a pink dinosaur in the jurassic era. Claiming that every single dream comes from what you truly want in your subconsicous is retarded and at that point you should just believe in spiritual rocks like how women do

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>>18776992
what if i get raped?

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>>18777010
nigga fucked barney

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>>18776979
Certainly. If it is just too specific, consider literature, read a lot, entertain your brain with 'pure' information, writte about these stuff. I think a good start is really writting a lot, yea

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>>18777021
No i fucked a clothing shop doll

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>>18777024
just pinged the wrong one, fugde

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>>18776992
>>18776959
>>18776958
Well at least i can be assured i still didnt lose the challenge but its fucking embarrasing

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>>18777010
rocks have nothing to do with thoughts and desires the human mind is extremely complex and rarely does something without purpose just because your too low IQ to figure out the meanings of your dreams doesn't mean they are meaningless kruger

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>>18777011
idk man this hasn't happened been recorded to happen on a NNN yet

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if you get horny just pinch or bite your arm really hard it worked for my entire teenagehood

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>>18777052
rape is impossible during NNN theory?

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>>18777051
Is a dream abount being a pink dinosaur in the jurassic era meaningful

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>>18777071
what if i fuck a girl during NNN

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yes in some way its not telling you that you have cancer o algo but your brain constructed the dream based off of information. a random number generator isn't running in your brain while your asleep

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>>18777073
Even if we go by that it doesnt specifically mean i have a sexual attraction to clothing shop dolls

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>>18777081
it would have to be raped nophono fucking you nigga

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>>18777010
>the human mind is extremely complex, you are retard for not figure out the meanings of your dreams

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>>18777101
eve&doe its true

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>>18777098
im a guy im not getting raped

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>>18777118
falsetrvke men are rapped a thousands of times a second

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>>18777118
Women rape men everyday emotionally because theyre evil

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No nut november is for faggots

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>>18777178
Youre wrong and ignorant No nut november is a sacred holy ritual for strong and independent male intellectuals

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>>18777163
alive foids are just passed dead foids

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>>18777260

>Reddit meme is sacred holy ritual for cucked individuals to feel good about themselves

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>>18777262
Exactly dude thats what im freaking saying

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>>18777289
What do you have against reddit you son of a bitch. Fuck you ill have you know that soot the creator of this site is a confirmed reddit warrior and hes been confirmed to use the site

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wet dreams dont count.

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>>18777351
Okay i get it God mothafucking damn!!!!!!!



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