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Welcome to McGiga's, Nusoi. What can I get for you today?

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poop

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can i get a jerdee meal with a shemmy shake?

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can i get extra poopy pee drink?

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>>18774418
Yes you can. Here's your meal xir, have a McGigatastic Day!

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>>18774386 (OP)
or something

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>>18774418
>>18774426
Sorry about the wait ladies. Here's your meals, respectively. Thank you for choosing McGiga's today!

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Gosh, it sure has been a slow day here at work. I hope something gemmy happens soon…

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Can I have my soy milk pls

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Hey McGiga check the bathroom

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>Hello I would like a trump burger please

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I'd like a Double Swinnypounder and a sproke

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Two double quarter ponders with cheese. No combos. Just the burgers. One is for lunch and the other is for dinner.

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>>18774386 (OP)
Soytan happy meal plz?

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>>18774497
>>18774792
GIVE ME MY CORN STARCH OBSESSED SERBIAN WAGECUCK OR SOMETHING

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Can I get an agugu combo with some jartyfries?

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>Hey saar! I'm Dr. Cumskin.
<And I'm Professor Mayo Pig.
>We are here to buy your establishment, how much?

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>I'll have 5 of everything on the menu or something

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>>18774966
aryan giga above me

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>>>18774966 (You)
>aryan giga above me
thanks

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>>18775019
well americans ARE the whitest race on earth after all, unlike britbong muslims

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Hey mcfaggot, I'll have an obsessed chinnyroll, a kiwicuck latte and the 'fe icecream

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>>18775059
truke

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DAMN NIGGA WHAT'S THE HOLD UP, AIN'T GOT ALL DAY

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>>18775096
hey, don't be rude, the staff at mcgigas are busy at the moment

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>>18775096
>>18775150
>>18774892
>>18774866
>>18774842
>>18774837
>>18774828
>>18774809
>>18774820
So many orders…I can't keep up with them all! I need some help on this shift. NAAAAAATE! Go clean up the bathroom while I work on these burgers!
On it, boss!

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>>18775290
thanks for the soytan meal saar, they are a gem in lesotho btw if that matters

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>>18775150
THOSE FUCKING MCNIGGERS ARE ALWAYS LATE AND THEY MESS UP ORDERS REGULARLY, WHAT THE FUCK

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>>18775290
cmon, ive been waiting on my sootburrito for ages now!

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McDonalds serves human meat dont eat there people

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>>18775290
NIGGA HIRE MORE EMPLOYEES

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>>18775290
could make the janitors an actual janitors

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>For COBSONS sake who the fuck let jartycuck in the bathroom, hes banned from mcgigas for life for public masurbation

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>>18775401
>>18775416
>>18775431
I'm so sorry to keep you waiting sir! Here's your Soot BurritooOOUAAAHHHHHH–
NATE? WHAT WAS THAT JUST NOW?!

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>2 large EPI 'P meals, xir

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>>18775423
according to an ongoing investigation, there food is made from ai slop, critics say that this is bad for the health of consumers wheras common customers and activists say its a good thing to use ai slop to make food because is aryan and giga

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>Drive thru at mickey 'd
Can I have 1 giga burger

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>>18775442
This is why we have to ban 4chan users from the establishment.

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>>18775423
I will always it there, you stupid fucking cuckold

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>>18775490
Your mother is a fourchan user

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mcgigas.win
every post must have a mcgiga in it

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>>18775490
thats 4chan phobic, yotsuba floyd died for this

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>>18775508
>i can't greentext
- the last words of yotsuba floyd

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*enters mcgigas*
>I WANT SZECHUAN SAUCE
starts jumping all round the place
>WHERE. IS. MY. SZECHUAN. SAUCE.
>I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIICK

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>>18775591
>This is a guy from /tv/. It's classic 4chan: pretending you're retarded to troll somebody, but all you're really doing is making yourself look retarded.

>Edit: Wow didn't expect this to blow up haha! One of my highest rated comments. Thanks so much for the upvotes guys! haha. I just want to take this 15 minutes of fame to draw attention to something that's close to my heart: California is experiencing some serious wild fires at the moment. Over 1000 homes have been destroyed and one person has died! Please consider donating even a few dollars to the Red Cross www.redcross.org who will be helping give support to those displaced by this natural disaster.

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Everyone get the fuck down! This is a robbery and I want all of the McMoney from the McRegister!

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>>18775640
OH NO, IT'S THAT VIGILANTE CHUD "GAS THE JEWS" ARYAN, WE'RE DOOMED

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>>18775640
STOP IN THE NAME OF THY LAW!!! THIS IS THE UTTP AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED AND YOU WILL BE DETAINED UNDER THY LAW, PERSUANT TO THY LAW, ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AS EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU

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Not on my watch, Chuddie. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY RESTAURAUNT!
FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN YOU STEROID NPC GIGGER!

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>>18775640
>>18775671
>>18775693
this is friggin epic

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>>18775719
matrix trillogy level of epicness

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geg, it's gino!

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one McMpa menu with extra soysauce

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>>18775693
THOSE FUCKING MANIACS ARE GOING TO KILL US! WHY OF ALL DAYS IN A YEAR I DECIDED TO VISIT THIS GODFORSAKEN JOINT TODAY!!!

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>>18775693
can I get one epic bacon with awesomesauce dip?

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>>18775810
What seems to be the problem offic-
Not so fast, nuswas. We're tearing this joint down; consider this establishment condemned and thoroughly 404'd.
Well, at least I don't have to work at this stupid fucking job anymore. So long, boss.
Fuck you both.

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Damn, sorry mctroons, gotta go, you can give my order to some 4cuck instead
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>>18775890
nate got arrested for doing nothing award

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Gem thread


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