/soy/ - Soyjaks

[Verse 1]
I've travelled this interweb of ours from MySpace to 4cuck,
I've seen gemmies on der 'pedia and not epi on Know Your Meme,
I've seen cisgenders on that website called Tumblr
And i've found Pokemon fanarts that aren't brimstone
I've met a white peruvian and a thin Reddit mod
But I've never met a nice 'ru namefaggot

[Chorus]
No, he's never met a nice 'ru namefaggot
And that's not fuckin' surprising, mayne
'Cause we're a bunch of vantablack negros
Who hate ze aryans

[Verse 2]
I once got unbanned on Reddit by a fairly honest mod
I found a Newgrounds artist who isn't a pedotroon
I know a Wikipedia page where every fact is true,
I know a Roblox user who is not a pedophile
I've met a thin Memedroider and a fairly keyed soyteen
But I've never found a nice 'ru namefaggot

[Chorus]
No, he's never met a nice 'ru namefaggot
And that's not fuckin' surprising, mayne
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless drawfags
Who smell like raisin'

[Verse 3]
I've had a close encounter of the 22nd kind
That's when an alien spaceship (pop) disappears up your behind
I've got a Windows 11 update that isn't vibe-cod-ed
I've even seen a decent troon who isn't a lolicoon
I've seen a diddyfoid that isn't a whiny fuck
But I've never found a nice 'ru namefaggot

[Chorus]
No, he's never met a nice 'ru namefaggot
And that's not fuckin' surprising, mayne
'Cause we're a bunch of retarded gooners
Who smell like smegma

[Verse 4]
I've met an irl matchajak and he's a kind dude
He works at BBC and he barely has tattoed
I know a place on der 'cord which has no goonerfags
I met a man in Incel.is who a virgin isn't he
I've seen a Celeste fan who isn't a trannycuck
But I've never found a nice 'ru namefaggot

[Chorus]
No, he's never met a nice 'ru namefaggot
And that's not fuckin' surprising mayne
Because we've never met one either
Except for TrollioBazinga, and he's emigrated to Xitter

Yes, he's quite a nice 'ru namefaggot
And he's hardly ever gooned at all
And he's not smelly at all
That's why we banned him away
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