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>"And if thy right hand scandalize thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is expedient for thee that one of thy members should perish, rather than that thy whole body be cast into hell."
- Jesus Christ (Matthew 5:30)

Stop gooning right now. If you read the quote above me. If something causes you to sin, cut it off. Do not take the verse too literally. It just uses figurative language, explaining if something causes you to sin, say the internet, causing you to lust for women and masturbate, thus becoming spiritually adulterous, you must stop it. You must stop going on the internet. And I hope you get a happy No Nut November.

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kill yourself monster

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Take the verse literally. Never goon.

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life yourself cutie

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GOD GEM GO UP

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day in the life of a nevergooner
>wake up
>take my myers briggs personality test
>read up on what iftp means, new personality core installed
>read anti-capitalist literature such as gilles deleuze and guattari
>post about how porn is misogynistic on the 'fe
>spend an hour manifesting riches
>complain about jews on bluesky
>eat my delicious meal from factor
>oh my fauci, it's a new keto flavor!
>re-read a bit of my favorite book, the secret by rhonda byrne
>watch tiktoks about manifestation
>listen to hypnosis audio on youtube BUT ONLY THE SAFE NON-GOONER ONES to help me manifest
>go to sleep

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>>18761408
i want to shoot my christpills all over her

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Why doe? I was created with need to eat, sleep, drink and have sex. Masturbation is the way to fulfill that need. Of course chronically gooning to some fucked up fetish shit is not good but I see no reason for the act itself to be inherently bad

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>>18761491
Essentially, if you goon too much, you would lose testosterone, and you need to save that up so when you get married, you can cream inside your hot virgin wife so you can have healthy children or something. You need to save up.

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>>18761508
I dont know how much you need to goon so you would be rendered infertile. I doubt that me gooning few times a week will take away my fertility



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