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 β„–18761264[Last 50 Posts][1][2][Quote]

Button A
Lolicon is banned in every country but all white countries' gets replaced by jeets
Button B
All incels get a girlfriend that is loyal to them but their iq and behavior becomes that of a 5 year old child
Button C
Racemixxing is banned worldwide but half of all men turn into homsexuals
Button D
All trannies commit an hero but lolicon becomes socially acceptable
Button E:
All irl porn sites are taken down but gooning to furry porn is compulsory or else you get arrested
Button F:
Leftists all become 1000 pounds but africa fully gains internet access
the choice is yours. pick the button you find the best outcome with
the choice is yours

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>How can I press both button B and D at the same time?

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button F because its the least cancerous option

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>>18761281
do you seriously want niggers to become even more prominent

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C because a lot of men are already incels (and faggots) so its a win win

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>>18761293
Fuck you nigger I want to have sex with asian women

 β„–18761323[Quote]

button B bascially turns incels into children

 β„–18761326[Quote]

>>18761323
Their girlfriends actually

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>>18761326
nah their iq becomes that of children like even dumber than niggers

 β„–18761380[Quote]

the negative effects of Button B apply to incels not to their girlfriends

 β„–18761394[Quote]

press every button and leave

 β„–18761401[Quote]

button f because it could enact tnd if niggers discover porn

 β„–18761402[Quote]

Press D to enact TTD, then press A to enact TPD, then press C to enact TND, then press E to enact TFD, then press F to enact the other TFD, then press B to enact TIL

 β„–18761404[Quote]

is banning lolicon worth the cost of turning the west into india 2.O

 β„–18761416[Quote]

>>18761314
with brownies filipinos? no shit i prefer a jeet

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>>18761280
pressing B makes the incels probably incapable of even comprehending the idea of sex and porn due to their intelligence which means lolicon will only be accepted by normgroid crowds if button D is pressed, meaning the now-fakecels and anybody else who hasnt lost their mind yet will be the only ones to stand up against lolicon, this will likely result in a normgroid slaughter worldwide perhaps a civil war in many countries even. the trannies will already be dead so maybe the incels and sane people have a chance

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>>18761404
not really because india have child marrige.
if we turned the west into india to own da lolicoons then these jeets will just legalize child marrige

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>>18761402
>press B to enact TIL
but they become they literally become 5 year olds mentally

 β„–18761435[Quote]

button d best option

 β„–18761438[Quote]

>but their iq and behavior becomes that of a 5 year old child
reminds me of don quixote from limbus company

 β„–18761441[Quote]

>>18761428
They might be retards now but at least they have a girlfriend and aren't suicidal anymore

 β„–18761449[Quote]

button C because homosexuality will drop within 50 years

 β„–18761452[Quote]

>>18761441
they turn into children in a body of adult meaning their gfs would be pedos

 β„–18761453[Quote]

and B

 β„–18761458[Quote]

C or E
Not as awful as the other options

 β„–18761460[Quote]

>>18761452
oyyyy I thought you meant they just got down syndrome

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pressing c and d is the best scenario because if half of the men turn gay they wont like porn of a little girl, they can wage war on the cumskin straggot benchods who like loli and the faggots will likely win, not to mention the TTD as a bonus and racemix ban

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>>18761264 (OP)
Button c because i am already a homo

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>>18761475
Jartynegro

 β„–18761479[Quote]

This thread feels like it was made by reddit or literal children
Even the replies feel like it too…

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>>18761478
>being gay is jarty nigger

 β„–18761496[Quote]

>>18761479
Sorry saar do you want us to post tranny vore worm paraphilia?

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>>18761479
>ARE YOU POSTING THREADS THAT MAKE YOU THINK FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS ON /SOY/? FUCKING SPERG! GET OUT OF MY SEKRIT KLUB YOU REDDITOR IMMIGRANT!

 β„–18761504[Quote]

up

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How to press two buttons at once?

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button c cause we get to have a RaHoWa let in the heckin turner diaries

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>>18761501
>MAKE YOU THINK FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS
Sir this isn't thinking, this is projecting your own feelings into buttons.
This is the same as asking a child if he want a banana or an apple or asking if he love his mother more or his dad more

 β„–18761528[Quote]

C because white people are only 7% of the world so if half of them are then we can make that half be just indians and blacks wait write that down

 β„–18761529[Quote]

>Racemixxing is banned worldwide but half of all men turn into homsexuals
a majority of men on earth are non-whites which means they were still sub human. making them faggots gives us a greater reason for RaHoWa

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>>18761519
but would you take the rise of turning half of all men into AIDS carriers

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>>18761529
Exactly my point brotha im the comment above

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>>18761529
>RaHoWa
Marge

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>>18761529
but half of white men turn into aids faggots too

 β„–18761542[Quote]

>>18761540
Racial holy war

 β„–18761547[Quote]

Wait
Does option C imply it being normalized?

 β„–18761549[Quote]

>>18761534
>rise
Esl
and no having sex with a dude doesn't automatically give you std.
there is safe approaches before gay sex. Std isn't for men only you stupid nigga.

 β„–18761556[Quote]

>>18761529
Mudslimes will kill each other over being not straight

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>>18761541
russia banned homosexuality and it still have the highest hiv rates

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option c so we can kill faggot niggers and not just niggers

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>>18761559
cause of dirty russian hookers

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>>18761564
Why do they exist

 β„–18761569[Quote]

>>18761562
kys TCCnigger

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>>18761564
That's my point stds aren't fag problem

 β„–18761577[Quote]

>>18761568
Cause of the post soviet era

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>>18761562
harmless irl btw

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>>18761569
im not a tccnigger i just like saints and siegekultur

 β„–18761589[Quote]

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>>>18761569 (You)
>im not a tccnigger i just like saints and siegekultur

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>>18761578
>>18761569
TCCniggerCVCKS are subhuman race traitors,
>>18761589 GEGGGG half brown mudshark coping cause you can like saints without being a tccnigger

 β„–18761603[Quote]

>>18761562
>mane muh cia feds are le kwel
>nooo I'm not a brown shitskin

 β„–18761610[Quote]

Option G: All Jews get incinerated along with global warming reversing and the atmosphere getting cleaned everywhere, but every passenger car ever is replaced with a bicycle (and the rider must wear a stupid cycling sports outfit)

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>>18761562
>location: Mumbai,India

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>>18761264 (OP)
C is pretty good if you think about it since your competition for foids just got cut in half for no negative effect on you personally

 β„–18761617[Quote]

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soicucks are so funny when they troon out and seethe at anyone who isn't a tccNIGGER but still enjoys the idea of a racewar and a white empire and total non-white death

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>>18761611
keep crying jeet

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>>18761569
>>18761578
>>18761589
>>18761603
>>18761611
>m-muh heckin brownclitty is leaking cause of this heckin hateful bigots hot takes im gonna call him a tccnigger and brown while i myself am a jeetshitskin

 β„–18761632[Quote]

almost everywhere in your text red is good and blue is bad. just like in real life, red (USSR and China) is good and blue (westoids) is bad

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>>18761629
tcc is only for shitskin pooners

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>>18761617
Trans rights are human rights

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>>18761640
im not a tccnigger though

>>18761641
trannys will make perfect slave labor in the nuclear winter

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>>18761284
Seeing Africans interacting online is geggy

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>>18761653
you are and you deny it

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>>18761653
"Nuclear winter"
kek obsessed with war.
"Enslaving troons."
>sar we need to to enslave white people instead if enslaving wholesome brown flox

 β„–18761679[Quote]

>>18761666
you are probably a closeted tccnigger KEK

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>>18761669
>enslaving trannys who made themselves infertile cause of a mental illness therefore forfeiting their whiteness so working them to death is okay

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>>18761653
>>18761669
Troons don't even have any skills, they're practically useless, they would be terrible as slaves.

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>>18761679
you are using the same arguments as lolicons when you call them out on their pedophilic
>you are the real pedophile not me who goons to children

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>>18761708
Even doe troons work in everything and have good computer skills
Better than incel cuckold chuds

 β„–18761738[Quote]

>>18761714
you are the obsessed nigger leaking a river and calling me a tccnigger cause i enjoy saints culture. not me, plus you are the one bringing up pedophilia cause you ran out of other arguments which probably means you are hiding a very bad secret from der sherrdee

 β„–18761744[Quote]

>>18761708
hence why you work them to death

 β„–18761750[Quote]

oh my god you fags have weird obsession with trannies

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>>18761738
>saints culture
what is the difference between that and tcc

 β„–18761765[Quote]

I pick button F, more Africans online can't be that bad, also seeing every leftranny become obese landwhales sounds like the geggiest thing ever

 β„–18761775[Quote]

>>18761754
one likes actual white heros fighting for the race, the other one are faggot niggers with vantablack skin that jack their micro black pecker to 'p dnb bmt bcb etc etc and worship failtrolls.

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>>>18761714 (You)
>you are the obsessed nigger leaking a river and calling me a tccnigger cause i enjoy saints culture. not me, plus you are the one bringing up pedophilia cause you ran out of other arguments which probably means you are hiding a very bad secret from der sherrdee

 β„–18761790[Quote]

>>18761775
>one likes actual white heros fighting for the race
they never produce white children doe

 β„–18761791[Quote]

>>18761765
>chuds unironically prefer niggers over white people
Lmao

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>>18761775
saints culture is failtroll culture

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>>18761778
>using a slopjak cause you can't form a proper counter argument

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>>18761794
sharty kultur is saints culture doey

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>>18761799
>using a slopjak cause you can't form a proper counter argument

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>>18761791
It's not like I'm sacrificing the white race in the name of bibisi

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>>18761790
they make up for it by killing non-whites/faggots doey

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>>18761813
snopes is i said it so its true

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>>18761737
At least troons can brag about being programmers or "we created the Matrix films and Minecraft music and shit".
Meanwhile pooners can't make anything notable. Their only contribution to society was creating the term "evil autism". If pooners didn't exist nothing in the world would change.

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>>18761816
>>18761817
then kill people in real life if you want to be saint

 β„–18761835[Quote]

>>18761825
somehow more irrelevant than normie women in history

 β„–18761837[Quote]

>>18761825
troons are always amateur coders, never good
heard a theory that troons are allergic to math, makes sense

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>>18761829
i never said i wanted to be a saint

>then kill people in real life if you want to be saint

 β„–18761844[Quote]

>>18761837
are they better than jeets doe

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>>18761843
why not if you glorify them so much

 β„–18761862[Quote]

>>18761844
Ehh marginallly, but both get replaced by ai since they are both shit

 β„–18761865[Quote]

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>>>18761816 (You)
>>>18761817 (You)
>then kill people in real life if you want to be saint

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>>18761862
so even jeets mog troons

 β„–18761874[Quote]

>>18761837
chud cope, stop leaking over TRANSGODS chuddy.
Minecraft music won~~

 β„–18761878[Quote]

>>18761865
>i glorify killing shitskins and niggers
>but i would never ever kill one in real life

 β„–18761879[Quote]

>>18761862
>replaced by ai
>both are shit
Sar, are you speaking from experience or are you just projecting your hateful chud self into the sharty?

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>telling a random chud on bald man with glasses website to commit a mass shooting(possibly bannable under rule 2 btw) cause xe made your clitty leak

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>>18761881
why are you so afraid to be a saint? you love them so much but are so cowardly to actually be one

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>>18761879
both rely on ai for everything nowadays, also personal experience
Most love to larp as le heccin whitenight security researchers (because u dont need to know how to code when doing cybersecurity, You just dont ok?)

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>>>18761881 (You)
>why are you so afraid to be a saint? you love them so much but are so cowardly to actually be one

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>>18761888
Yeah you're retarded.
Troons won

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>>18761889
ev&oe the so-called "saints" are feds to begin with

 β„–18761900[Quote]

Button D because unfortunately it's socialy acceptable in the right wing xitter community

 β„–18761902[Quote]

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>>>18761889 (You)
>ev&oe the so-called "saints" are feds to begin with

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>>>>18761889 (You)
>>ev&oe the so-called "saints" are feds to begin with

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>>18761904
embedded 'p MAWDSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 β„–18761916[Quote]

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Button D
>A necessary sacrifice, to bring peace to this whole planet.

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>>18761916
There will be just more trannies retard

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>>18761925
Not if none remains to groom.

Besides, HRT should be contaminated with radiation like that one Fallout 3 ending.

 β„–18761942[Quote]

what if i belly flop on all of the buttons at once

 β„–18761943[Quote]

is button D worth it

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>>18761902
why is there a giga?

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>>18761943
It is considered acceptable in branigger communities, nothing changes.

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>>18761945
what percentage of online right-wingers are braniggers

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>>18761559
i saw vidrel of a zigger being fucked by bbc

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Button F because Africans would just destroy their internet connections after a while like they do with their water supplies, also what they would post has geg potential

 β„–18761970[Quote]

>>18761961
nah they would still have it anyways

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>>18761961
we are already seeing africans gaining internet acess doe

 β„–18762011[Quote]

Button C has the best outcome

 β„–18762023[Quote]

>>18762011
but is turning men homosexual worth it (includes white men)

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F because I wonder how Nigerians/kenyans would react to this site

 β„–18762035[Quote]

only the option f is acceptable for me

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>>18761929
Are you retarded or what?
feminine men existed since forever
Not everything is grooming you stupid chud

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 β„–18762047[Quote]

or option C

 β„–18762050[Quote]

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>>>18761929
>Are you retarded or what?
>feminine men existed since forever
>Not everything is grooming you stupid heccin' chud

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>>18762033
they would become braniggers

 β„–18762052[Quote]

>>18762036
he’s talking about trannies not feminine men

 β„–18762053[Quote]

C or F
I wanna see leftist become fat

 β„–18762068[Quote]

>>18762053
why do nusois love BBWs so much?

 β„–18762094[Quote]

>>18762068
Button D and A is worse

 β„–18762098[Quote]

Do you want to sacrifice your skin to be a jeet?

 β„–18762108[Quote]

yeah first thing is great at all but every white becomes a jeet
and japs arent white so we have more chances of getting fun of

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>>18762094
would you pay the price of banning lolicon but turning into a jeet

 β„–18762117[Quote]

i guess B,least bad one since theyre still adults

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>>18761284
maybe this will educate them and they'll stay in their countries

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>>18762113
I would but the non-white countries would make fun of us

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>>18762036
"Feminine men" are the reason why we should start the Enclave in real life to exterminate all of these faggots till none remains

 β„–18762148[Quote]

>>18762129
if you are white you turn into a jeet if you press button A

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>>18762148
And jeets are annoying

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>>18762155
but you get to ban lolicon worldwide

 β„–18762164[Quote]

>>18762161
Do you want to use Bald man with glasses site as a jeet if this happens?



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