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Chuck: Well, well! Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.

Homer: This car was made in Guatemala.

Sneed: Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers.

Homer: I bought these shoes from a hobo.

Chuck: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure.

Homer: I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.

Cashier: You're not gonna grow nothin' on the old Simpson place. That's why your daddy abandoned it.

Homer: Oh, what do you know?

Cashier: Well, I know your soil p.H. is up around 9.6, and you need it seven to eight max.

Homer: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me. I'll grow something out there.

Cashier: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears.

Homer: D'oh!